Watch Jack White Perform in a Parking Lot at SXSW

Whitney Jefferson · 03/17/11 07:00PM

Here's video straight out of SXSW of Jack White playing in front of his "Third Man Records Rolling Record Store." The vehicle serves as a store, recording studio, and also the backdrop for this very-cool set.

Adorable Baby Ellie Learns a Very Bad Word

Marisa Gladstone · 03/17/11 06:30PM

It's probably every parent's worst fear. Here's adorable 18-month-old Ellie, repeating a not so adorable word. Kids say the darndest things!

Bone Up Your St. Patrick's Day History

Leah Beckmann · 03/17/11 06:15PM

Admittedly, the true meaning behind St. Patrick's day got lost somewhere between Guinness and green. Created by Jeremiah Warren, this short video tells the story behind the man, Saint Patrick, who's real name it turns out, was name was Maewyn Succat!

U.N Imposes No-Fly Zone Over Libya

Adrian Chen · 03/17/11 06:11PM

The U.N. Security council just voted 10-0 to impose a no-fly zone over Libya, authorizing "all necessary measures" to protect Libyan citizens. The announcement was met with cheers by rebels. The Qaddafi government's response: "Any foreign military act against Libya will expose all air and maritime traffic in the Mediterranean Sea to danger and civilian and military facilities will become targets of Libya's counter-attack."

Child Hero Taylor Swift to Ruin Important Piece of Childhood

Richard Lawson · 03/17/11 05:45PM

One living person beloved by children is attempting to sully the work of a dead person beloved by children, and only one can be victorious in the end. Also today: Matthew Fox is going to kill you, Darren Aronofsky thought better of it, and we might officially have our Katniss.

Steve Martin Disappoints Paul McCartney with his Terrible Singing

Madeleine Davies · 03/17/11 05:40PM

Steve Martin stopped by the Late Show to promote his new bluegrass album that boasts guest vocals by the Dixie Chicks and Paul McCartney. Apparently, Sir Paul initially wanted to sing a duet with Martin... that is, until he heard him actually sing.

Halle Berry is Human and Sweats Like Everyone Else

Leah Beckmann · 03/17/11 05:00PM

Stars, they're just like us! Halle Berry appeared on Ellen this afternoon following a group of impressive Indian dancers. They made her so nervous, she said, that she sweat right through her dress before her appearance.

Seth Rogen on St. Patty's, Boozing and Body Hair

Madeleine Davies · 03/17/11 04:30PM

Seth Rogen was on the Late Late Show to promote his new movie Paul. While there, he finally answered the question you've been asking yourself since first seeing him in Freaks and Geeks: Does Seth Rogae have a hairless ass?

Stop Pretending Like You Care About St. Patrick's Day

Brian Moylan · 03/17/11 04:00PM

Today is St. Patrick's Day! Before you go get completely shit faced on green beer, Guinness, and Jameson, there's one thing you need to do: Admit that you don't give a shit about St. Patrick's Day.

Protests Follow Wisconsin Republicans to Washington Lobbyists' Office

Jim Newell · 03/17/11 03:55PM

Top members of the Wisconsin Republican party went to pick up their checks for crushin' those unions at a Washington lobbyists' fundraiser yesterday. The event had been planned for a week, so pro-union protesters were ready to greet them. Here's a solid clip, via Salon, of the good-size crowd occupying the lobby of DC's Homer Building, headquarters of the firm Barbour, Griffith & Rogers. And yes, that "Barbour" does refer to the one and only Boss Hogg.

American Idol: Get Off My Lawn

Madeleine Davies · 03/17/11 03:23PM

Oof. American Idol was bad last night, you guys, and not in its unusual fun-bad way. No, it was boring-bad, which, everyone knows is the worst kind of bad to encounter on TV. The broadcast was, in fact, so consistently dull and terrible that it was impossible to find one clip that was really worth discussing. So, instead, let's talk about how this season's contestants are made up primarily of babies.

Latest James O'Keefe NPR Tape Immediately Proves A Dud

Jim Newell · 03/17/11 03:21PM

Branded as a revelatory scoop uncovering previously unknown donations from George Soros to NPR, James O'Keefe's latest sting on NPR was debunked as a non-story within hours of its release.