Today at Gawker.TV, Britney performs on Good Morning America, Stephen Colbert makes a deal with Jimmy Fallon, the dangers of men's skinny jeans, Danny McBride shares an eggcellent story and Jake Gyllenhaal contemplates the "beard community" with Conan O'Brien.

Recovering alcoholic and Morticia Adams look-alike, Russell Brand, reveals his secret to acting drunk. A technique that Helen Mirren and Jennifer Garner picked up. Looks like Brand made Leno feel a bit uncomfortable with all the references to his "unmentionables."

Need ideas to make your day at the office more interesting? Just stack all your phones together, grab some toy helicopters, balloons and other mundane objects to create perhaps the greatest domino set up ever. These people seem to have a lot of time (and patience!).

How low can you go? This guy can go really low!

An out of control machine created loops of shining, red molten metal that made for one visually spectacular accident. In all likelihood, the factory probably makes lightsabers as well.

Some Americans living in Japan are sort of worried right now, on account of all the deadly cancer-dust everywhere. Some of them are even leaving for a while, just to be on the safe side. Not Goldman Sachs employees, though.

Yes, NBC is giving the axe to Perfect Couples and won't even finish airing the show's original episodes. So what's taking over in its place? A new show from ...Paul Reiser? Here's a short scene that's a hint at what's in store.

Breakup pain! Men and doctors! Mommy medicine! Adolescent specialists! Dangerous dyes! Sleep weight loss! Death rate fluctuations! M.S. marijuana! And eating disorders of the olds! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—or, like, whatever!

A reporters' conference call began earlier than scheduled this morning thanks to the several Democratic senators hosting it, who were overheard talking tactics before realizing that some reporters were already on the line. They weren't discussing anything very secretive, but they were coordinating adjective selections. It's all rigged!

Skinny jeans are apparently the leading cause of men becoming delusional these days. How? They fit so tight that they push all the blood to the brain, thus putting the man a confused state. Even Andy Richter has fallen prey to the craze.

Bethenny wanted to learn more about her nanny's Trinidadian roots so she and her baby accompanied the nanny to her church. Little did Bethany know her child was about to get baptized under a new religion.

South Park masterminds Trey Parker and Matt Stone have recently become the toasts of Broadway, with their new musical Book of Mormon receiving rave reviews and selling tickets like crazy. Lucky for us then that Mr. Stone found the time amid all the theater mania to sit down and have an online chat with us.

Today in pareidolia: A Welsh house looks like Hitler, enchanting all who see it. Swansea resident Charli Dickenson tweeted a picture of the rowhouse, and every media outlet in the British empire followed suit. It seems Hitler's ubiquity is second only to Jesus when it comes to unexpected appearances in places he does not belong, like grilled cheese sandwiches, the facades of houses, and political discourse with Tea Partiers.

In case you haven't heard—there's a King Cobra that's escaped from the Bronx Zoo and roaming around somewhere in New York City! Jon Stewart is just a little concerned for us: "he's a killing machine—and what are you, a graphic designer?"

After Donald Glover did a show at his college this super fan was lucky enough to meet him as well as voice Abed's part of 'La Biblioteca' with Donald beat boxing right along with him.

I'm not so sure Jack Tripper's reasoning for rooming with two women was quite the same as what these colleges have in mind. But that's okay Brian, you go pat yourself on the back for knowing some pop culture.

This month, the world lost a hip-hop legend. These three musicians paid tribute by performing a live, acoustic version of his classic "Regulate," remixed using toy instruments and cello.

Just when we start to forget our stereotype of college kids as racist partiers who will have sex anywhere, they go and have sex on the roof of a public building at USC and get caught on camera.

National Journal reports that President Obama is "fewer than three weeks away from formally announcing his reelection campaign." There will be a special YouTube video in honor of the occasion, and maybe some other stuff! (A piñata perhaps?)

Alain Robert has scaled many buildings in his time, this time he he went after the 828 meter tall Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai. This ascent was a little different though because authorities made him use safety ropes and a harness.