SeaWorld’s days of intermittently torturing, drugging and masturbating a pod of interbred orca whales may soon be coming to an end.

In an historic moment for the Southeast Asian nation of Myanmar, the first free election is expected to be won by opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate Aung San Suu Kyi.

“I wish the whole thing hadn’t happened [but] I think it was a moment in internet history that I was a part of. At the end of the day I’m Jewish and pretty nice. And I’m just trying to party,” said Josh Ostrovsky, aka the Fat Jew, in an interview with the Guardian. What kinds of parties do you think Ostrovsky uses for inspiration for his own parties?

Former Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann is back and she’s got some big ol’ ideas about converting Jews to Christianity.

Justin Trudeau made big news this month when he was sworn in as the 23rd Prime Minister of Canada. And while he certainly is easy on the eyes, he is not the most interesting member of his family, not by a long shot.

In its final moments, a sudden noise was heard in the cockpit of the Russian plane that crashed in Egypt’s Sinai Peninsula last week. According to the Associated Press, the voice recording findings fuel theories that the plane may have been struck by a bomb.

Shriveled apricot and presidential candidate Donald Trump took the stage at Saturday Night Live on Saturday night, and he was every bit as bombastic and as orange as usual.

Remember the L.A. U.F.O.? Turns out, it wasn’t aliens, it was just the Navy blowing up a piece of hardware expensive enough to have lifted thousands of families out of poverty. (Or... it was aliens.)

The Mighty Marysville, a 93-year-old plant in Marysville, Michigan, tooted its last toot on Saturday. The giant, which was closed in 2001, spewed dust across the St. Clair River.

If this were a slasher film, one of the teenage protagonists, most likely a young girl running from a masked assailant who knew what she did last summer, would slip in the buffed and shiny halls of Main Street High, the camera zooming in on her screaming face as we brace for the inevitability of what will happen to her.

It’s been a bad week for Yale.

The prominent Russian media mogul who co-founded the news channel RT, Mikhail Lesin, has reportedly been found dead in a hotel room in Washington, D.C. ABC News reports that both Russian and U.S. officials confirmed Lesin’s death on Friday night.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, a man not really known for a cool demeanor, is totally cool with being “transferred” off the main stage for Tuesday’s GOP debate — in fact, he says it’s not even a demotion so don’t worry about it because he’s not worried about it at all.

The government of Spain, in a desperate effort to sell two Ferraris given as gifts to former King Juan Carlos, received a single bid for the cars on Saturday. At less than half of the price of 350,000 euros ($400,000) for each car, the sale did not go through, and officials have yet to say what will happen to the cars. What’s a government to do with a pair of unwanted Ferraris these days?

An infamous American myth, heralded by politicians for centuries, holds that George Washington, at the tender age of six, admitted his guilt by saying “I cannot tell a lie” after hacking down his father’s cherry tree. Ben Carson, it seems, has not heard this story.

The Guantanamo Bay Detention Center, the U.S. military prison where detainees have reported horrific accounts of abuse and torture, is finally expected to close after a long delay. According to The New York Times, a Pentagon plan outlining the closure is expected in the coming week.

Two of the officers involved in the unexplained shooting that killed six-year-old Jeremy Mardis in Marksville, Louisiana have been arrested and charged with second-degree murder and attempted second-degree murder, according to multiple reports.