Boyfriend Watches His Girlfriend Murdered Live on Webcam

Adrian Chen · 04/20/11 11:19AM

While he chatted with her over a webcam from China, a Beijing student says there was knock on his girlfriend Qian Liu's door in Toronto. A man entered and a struggle followed. Ten hours later, Liu's body was found in her basement apartment.

Which Restaurant Doubles as a Secret Sex Club?

Richard Lawson · 04/20/11 10:12AM

This restaurant has a popular, and secretive, underground pleasure "lair." Today we also have an actress who had a meltdown when a store wouldn't give her free things, and a fading movie star who took advantage of his waitress's break to give her an early tip.

Which Is Worse: Bankruptcy, or Dov Charney?

Hamilton Nolan · 04/20/11 09:17AM

Fashion pimp of trendy hose American Apparel is in mortal financial peril at the moment; it needs an infusion of cash to stave off a possible bankruptcy. Investors have the cash, and the interest in the brand; what they don't have, in all likelihood, is an interest in handing a huge pile of cash over to the sole control of Dov Charney, who—despite his unshakeable confidence in himself—is the one who got the company in this situation in the first place.

One Rich Guy Finally Convicted for Mortgage Meltdown

Hamilton Nolan · 04/20/11 08:28AM

Besides the whole "loss of your job and your health care and your savings and any hope for the future" thing, the most annoying thing to come out of the recent total global economic collapse is the fact that barely any rich guys have been punished for it.

Boner-Boosting Condoms Coming Soon

Jeff Neumann · 04/20/11 06:35AM

Oh, condoms. They're the bane of a horny man's existence, and can sometimes make it hard to keep a raging boner going. They're also pretty necessary. But regulators in Europe are said to be close to approving the very sexy-sounding CSD500 — basically a condom dipped in boner gel Zanifil®, thereby producing some fun results:

Your Desk Job Is Probably Giving You Bowel Cancer

Jeff Neumann · 04/20/11 05:33AM

If it weren't for "new research," we would have no clue what we're supposed to be dying of on any given day. But, thankfully, new research from the University of Western Australia proves that working a desk job for over a decade makes you 94 percent more likely to develop a "tumour in the area of the lower bowel called the distal colon." That doesn't sound nice.

When Hotboxing the Subway Goes Horribly Wrong

Jeff Neumann · 04/20/11 04:18AM

Today in New York Post drug stories: 35-year-old "deranged stoner" Cordero Coroberto decided a morning rush hour 2 train was a good spot to spark a blunt (which, according to the Post is "a cigar refilled with tobacco and marijuana"). Apparently the other commuters didn't feel like showing up for work with a contact high, so that's when Evelyn Seeger stepped in:

Olive Garden's Culinary Institute is a Sham

Seth Abramovitch · 04/20/11 03:35AM

Someone who claims to have penetrated the hallowed halls of Olive Garden's Culinary Institute of Tuscany says the school is hardly the MIT of Ravioli Sciences touted in commercials. In fact, there's no school at all.

Lady Gaga Calls Madonna Comparisons 'Retarded'

Seth Abramovitch · 04/20/11 02:43AM

In a profanity-laced interview in the new NME, recently hatched pop icon Lady Gaga had some strong words for anyone who thinks her song "Born This Way" sounds a lot like Madonna's "Express Yourself." The very notion, in fact, is downright "retarded," and any co-writing credit should go to Capital H-I-M.

Watch a Man Climb a Mountain in Under Five Minutes

Matt Cherette · 04/20/11 02:07AM

In 1938, the first man to ever climb Eiger—a 13,025 foot mountain in the Swiss Alps—did so after three days. So when Ueli Steck managed to scale the same peak in under three hours (2 hours, 47 minutes and 33 seconds, to be exact), people were flabbergasted. After watching this video of Steck's feat, you'll be flabbergasted, too. [via kottke.org]

This Man Lost His Hamburger to a Tornado

Matt Cherette · 04/20/11 12:55AM

Last week, a massive tornado ripped through Jackson, Mississippi. For victim Eric Hubbard, it wasn't the fact that the storm had put a tree through his living room or destroyed his car that pissed him off—it was the fact the tornado stole a hamburger right from his hands. [via Eater]

Bradley Manning To Be Moved From Quantico

Seth Abramovitch · 04/20/11 12:46AM

Bradley Manning, the world's most famous WikiLeaker, will be moved from his deplorable conditions at Quantico to Fort Leavenworth. The Pentagon insists this is just a little inmate furniture rearranging, not a response to accusations of human rights violations. [NYT]

Hosni Mubarak is 'Clinically Depressed'

Max Read · 04/19/11 10:47PM

Poor Hosni Mubarak! The Egyptian dictator is, according to "a senior Egyptian official" who spoke with Fox News, "clinically depressed." The octogenarian has been in the hospital with heart problems since last week; according to doctors, he "spends all day in bed and is eating very little with his wife Suzanne by his side." Look, Hosni, don't get us wrong, the transition from fearsome autocrat to old Egyptian guy can be difficult! But you have to take care of yourself. Make sure you're exercising, and maybe take up a hobby, like gardening. We also hear meditation is great for depression. [NYP]

Boehner's Lawyer To Charge $520 Per Hour to Defend DOMA

TPM · 04/19/11 09:45PM

Former Bush Solicitor General Paul Clement, the lawyer House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) chose to support the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) on behalf of Congress, will be paid $520 per hour in taxpayer money up to $500,000, according to a contract his law firm signed with the General Counsel of the House and the House Administration Committee.