What Our Kids Need Now Is Less School
Hamilton Nolan · 07/06/11 12:16PMTina Brown Embarrassed Herself on TV This Morning
Brian Moylan · 07/06/11 11:55AMRidiculous Tech Company Perks Are Back in Style
Adrian Chen · 07/06/11 11:47AMPossibly the Best Salvia Freakout Yet
Hamilton Nolan · 07/06/11 11:25AMMitt Romney Has the Richest Presidential Campaign of All
Jim Newell · 07/06/11 11:17AM"Soulless" Rumored to Be Gathering Across the Country for Miracle Day Protests
Studio@Gawker · 07/06/11 11:00AM
Word on the street is that groups of the so-called "Soulless" are gathering peacefully to silently protest the impending Miracle Day, rumored to be taking place this Friday. Some believe that Miracle Day will be a day for rejoicing (probably because, allegedly, no one will ever die again), but others remain cautious.
South Korea Will Host the 2018 Winter Olympics
Richard Lawson · 07/06/11 10:49AMJennifer Aniston Needs Some Alone Time
Maureen O'Connor · 07/06/11 10:45AMWhich Oscar Winner Is Now a Street Busker?
Brian Moylan · 07/06/11 10:06AMShocking Turnaround: Yale More Preppy Than Harvard
Hamilton Nolan · 07/06/11 09:34AMBlood Appears in Maxi Pad Ad
Hamilton Nolan · 07/06/11 08:49AM
After all these years of pale blue liquid being poured out of a sterile beaker into a maxi pad in commercials, the truth is finally coming out: there's blood in them thar pads! Bodily fluid advertising expert Copyranter says this Always ad (click to enlarge) may be one of the first times ever that an American advertisement has sullied itself in such a gruesome way. Sorry, gents—it appears that this maxi pad business is not as sanitary as we've all been led to believe.
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Sam Biddle · 07/06/11 08:04AMLibyan Rebels Now 30 Miles from Tripoli
Jeff Neumann · 07/06/11 07:20AMBritain's Baby Lottery Begins This Month
Jeff Neumann · 07/06/11 06:31AM
As of July 30, Britons will have the chance to win a baby through a scheme by the in vitro fertilization charity To Hatch, after the group was awarded a license from the country's Gambling Commission to sell £20 lottery tickets with fertility treatments, donor eggs or a surrogate birth as a prize, according to the Telegraph.
Narcoleptic? Move to Chechnya
Jeff Neumann · 07/06/11 05:25AM
When you hear the names "Chechnya" and "Grozny" you might be reminded of images of death and destruction from the former Soviet republic's brutal wars with Moscow. Fair enough! But it's totally nice now, and is run by a Moscow-backed murderous warlord, Ramzan Kadyrov, who has an untold amount of innocent blood on his hands and likes to play soccer. In fact, Chechnya is so nice that a 9-year-old girl from Siberia who suffered from narcolepsy was sent there for six months and now she's cured. So, what's the secret? According to a statement on Chechnya's official website:
Rich Bankers are Still Crying About 'Unfair' Pay Regulations
Jeff Neumann · 07/06/11 04:15AM
Performing God's work is tough, and should be rewarded accordingly. So it's no surprise that investment banking executives are still bitching and moaning about a looming Federal Deposit Insurance Corp "clawback provision" that would give the government the right to take back up to two years of executives' pay if their banks fail and they ruin the global economy again. It's obviously The Poors' fault for being poor and and stupid and for losing their money, not the guys who are in charge of it.
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Seth Abramovitch · 07/06/11 03:22AMTake a Tour of Chicago in Three Minutes
Matt Cherette · 07/06/11 03:20AMDid you know Chicago has an architectural boat tour that sends visitors around—and through—the city? You don't need to make a trip to the Windy City to experience it. Just watch this time-lapse video that Philip Bloom made, who whittled the nearly four-hour adventure down to a cool three minutes. [via Doobybrain]










