Neighbors Ask Occupy Wall Street to Stop Pooping All Over Everything
Adrian Chen · 10/21/11 04:49PMHerman Cain Somehow Makes His Abortion Stance More Confusing
Jim Newell · 10/21/11 04:35PM
Herman Cain is incredibly pro-life and doesn't personally believe that it should be allowed in special cases like rape or incest. And yet his attempts to soften the edges of this rigid position are creating, for him, a miserable self-induced error that Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum are loving. Cain makes it worse each time he brings it up! What dumb new "tweak" did he unveil today?
Docs Locate the Female Sense of Humor
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/11 04:34PMMadonna Has a Homeless Brother
Brian Moylan · 10/21/11 04:13PMThis Week in Commenter Executions: A Tutorial
Brian Moylan · 10/21/11 04:10PMGaddafi Son's Last Cigarette Caught on Video
John Cook · 10/21/11 03:56PMNewly released video shows Mutassim Gaddafi, son of Muammar and former national security adviser in his father's regime, calmly smoking a cigarette shortly before his death.
Department of Homeland Security Staffer Pulls Out of Scientology Event
John Cook · 10/21/11 03:32PMVigilante Hackers Wage War on Underground Kiddie Porn
Adrian Chen · 10/21/11 03:01PMElizabeth Olsen's Martha Marcy May Marlene Opens Tonight
Studio@Gawker · 10/21/11 02:59PMHow does an actress manage to look luminescent while running for her life through the damp woods? How does she dazzle as she's being tormented by a maniac? Elizabeth Olsen manages to bring the haggard hot and the survivalist chic to her debut film, Martha Marcy May Marlene.
Protesters Scare Eric Cantor Into Canceling His Income Inequality Speech
Jim Newell · 10/21/11 02:48PM
Well, duh. Why did we believe that House Majority Leader Eric Cantor would actually go through with his surprise speech on income inequality today? He always walks away just when things are getting tough. And apparently a lecture hall at Penn's Wharton School of Business wasn't secure enough to protect Cantor from the catcalls of protesters, so the gig is off.
News Anchor Refuses to Utter Kim Kardashian's Name
Maureen O'Connor · 10/21/11 02:12PMGood Day Dallas anchor Tim Ryan hates Kim Kardashian. When her name came up in the show's vaguely rude celebrity birthday segment—in which the anchors guess wildly about celebrities ages on their birthdays, then marvel at how old various vamped-up starlets look—he refers to Kim as "she whose name will not be mentioned."
The Double Dip Newspaper Recession Is Coming
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/11 02:05PMMuammar Gaddafi's Body Is in a Meat Locker Right Now
John Cook · 10/21/11 01:40PM
Libyan rebels are storing Muammar Gaddafi's body in a walk-in refrigerator at a shopping mall in Misrata. They were supposed to bury him today, as per Islamic tradition, but the AP says the interim government delayed the interment so the "circumstances of his death" can be determined. (Check YouTube!) So they've parked him in a strip-mall fridge and are trying to keep the hordes outside from getting in to tear him apart.
Lindsay Lohan's Horrendous Court Outfits and Other Fashion Crimes
Brian Moylan & Maureen O'Connor · 10/21/11 01:23PMWe're judging every single one of Lindsay Lohan's court outfits, and boy have there been a lot! We also take on Katy Perry, Laura Dern, James Franco, and a host of other celebrities who couldn't get a good look together.
Michele Bachmann's Entire New Hampshire Staff Quits
Jim Newell · 10/21/11 01:00PMJersey Shore: Ciao for Now
Brian Moylan · 10/21/11 12:59PMThe 'Banker's Wife' Who Moved From Florida to Zuccotti Park
John Cook · 10/21/11 12:54PMThe Army's Plan to Cure Nightmares
Wired.com · 10/21/11 12:40PM
A soldier tries to sleep. But he is not safe in his dreams. Jolted awake by a nightmare, the combat veteran fumbles in the dark for his 3-D glasses. He puts them on. Around him are the faces of people whom he trusts. They fight the darkness with him. The soldier's re-lived this scene in his head and the laboratory over and over again, until it has become reassuringly familiar. The soldier knows that his pixelated friends will take him away from these troubled dreams. When the scene is over, he takes off his goggles and looks around him. The soldier is home.











