The world is, on so many levels, a scary place. Hypothetically, one of the scariest things that can happen is a terrorist's underwear bomb going off anywhere near you or your family or your friends.

Bob Stewart, who is credited with creating such beloved and long-running television game shows as To Tell The Truth, The Price Is Right, Password, and Pyramid, passed away Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles of natural causes. He was 91.

Game Change director Jay Roach lightens up but stays on message for his upcoming political comedy The Campaign, penned by Eastbound & Down's Shawn Harwell and Chris Henchy.

What do you do when your party's base is made up of scared old white people who believe that the president is a traitor? You never, ever, ever correct them, and you talk a lot about God. Take Mitt Romney's example!

For reasons nobody can entirely explain, a provocatively dressed Playboy Playmate sashayed across the stage at last night's Mexican presidential debate, causing candidates to ogle openly and igniting some sort of nationwide sex riot, the AP reports.

As promised, the Scott Aukerman-directed TV-show-length episode of the Zach Galifianakis-hosted Funny or Die web series Between Two Ferns aired last night in front of Comedy Central's Comedy Awards.

Former Lost star and vagina puncher Matthew Fox is the latest in a very long line of Lost alumni arrested for boozin' and cruisin'. Fox was arrested at 3:23 am in his hometown of Bend, Oregon on suspicion of driving under the influence.

The appropriate response to Girls, a television program about networked mobile digital displays, the nature of freedom, and millions of callow, navel-gazing shits on a halting, fumbling journey toward adulthood, is to press pause and use the bathroom. But today is the 51st birthday of Motörhead guitarist Philip Campbell, so here is a recap.

A male masseur has filed a $2 million lawsuit against John Travolta, TMZ reports, alleging that a naked and "semi-erect" Travolta offered a "reverse massage" and touched the masseur's penis and testicles during a session at the Beverly Hills Hotel. "Come on dude, I'll jerk you off," the complainant alleges Travolta said.

"Has anybody out there lost someone that kinda meant the world to you? My, my, my, my lord. My, my, my, I had a sweet love. I had a good love!"

Two prepubescent pals — the uploader's goddaughter and her best friend — love lip-syncing along to Gotye and Kimbra's "Somebody That I Used to Know."

In New Jersey this morning, two construction workers sustained burns after one of them fell into a tank of nitric acid from 40 feet above, and the other jumped in to save him.

What do you think when you hear the word "Pepsi?" Chances are you think, "I guess if you're outta Coke, yeah that's fine. Do you have Diet Coke? No? Mr. Pibb? No? Forget it. Pepsi's fine." But what The Pepsi Corporation would prefer you to think is, "A kind of brown swill with amazing marketing!"

After his opponent, Summer Kennedy, got Giancarlo "Gus Fring" Esposito to endorse her for Associated Student Body president, Crossroads School for Arts & Sciences student Maxwell Ulin went out and convinced Walter White and Jesse Pinkman to side with him.

On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley met the rarest of creatures: a hot dude who doesn't want his massage with a side of whore.
Anyway, this resulted in awkwardness and Riley's use of the phrase "I took the D train." She can't even help herself — at this point, grabbing dick is so reflexive that she's on the express track. He ended up asking her out on a date, probably because he figured he'd get a handjob out of it.

A new study from British scientists published in Current Biology suggests the dinosaur infraorder known as sauropods may have actively contributed to its own extinction through excessive flatulence.

Here is a clip from TV Guide's new show Double, Double Toil and Trouble Still Holding On, the aptly named show about Wilson Phillips.

Meow, the morbidly obese orange-and-white tabby who gained international attention after he was dropped at a Santa Fe animal shelter two weeks ago, was euthanized Saturday afternoon by Humane Society employees.

As part of our ongoing project to catalog the 2012 presidential election from a metal point of view, we've been soliciting presidential endorsements from noteworthy American metal musicians. Today: Chrome Waves.