ABC reports that Lindsay Lohan, currently filming Liz & Dick on location in Marina del Rey, Calif., was found unconscious in her penthouse room at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel and was rushed to the hospital. Paramedics were reportedly called at 10:15 a.m. Pacific time.

Rock of Ages is so stacked with clichés and tropes that it feels like a comprehensive overview of American mythology, as dictated by pop culture. Set in a backdrop of L.A. that looks very much like a backdrop, the film tells a story about an aging rock star attempting to resurrect his career. By the end of the film, he's done so, courtesy of American pop culture's most relevant song of the past decade — Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'." As sung by Tom Cruise.

Former Page Six gossip Paula Froelich is on a tear on her Tumblr right now. Among the bounty: A photograph ostensibly portraying glass closet homosexual Anderson Cooper—son of Gloria Vanderbilt, headline anchor on CNN and his own daytime talk show—supine in a pair of bikini-cut underpants.

Don Rickles caused the world's mildest racial flame war last week when he made an old black joke about President Obama at the AFI's tribute to Shirley MacLaine, because nothing goes together like old clips from Madame Sousatzka and racial jokes. Now, here is the offending quip:

After the Greatful Deli in East Hartford, Connecticut, got his sandwich order wrong, local man Rother McLennon didn't get mad — he got on the phone and called 911.

On Wednesday night, adult performer Erik Rhodes (born James Elliott Naughtin) died in his sleep of an apparent heart attack that may have had something to do with his use of steroids, says Towleroad. He was 30 years old.

Barry Gilton and Lupe Mercado of San Francisco have been formally charged with the murder of 22-year-old Calvin Sneed, an alleged gang member who had reportedly been pimping out their 17-year-old daughter in North Hollywood.

Yesterday, Stephanie Harnett, a young staffer at Mercury Public Affairs in L.A. who was working on behalf of Wal-Mart, was fired after she was caught posing as a reporter in order to spy on a press conference of a pro-labor group. Did one young staffer go rogue? Or is this standard operating procedure?

Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has a well-established penchant for playing mean pranks on kids — usually by proxy. There was the infamous Halloween treat trick, the notorious Nasty Christmas gag, and the hilariously underhanded "Waking Kids Up for School in Summer."

Even after a week, in a culture so wealth-besotted as ours, nobody's managed to write something as singularly privileged and self-pitying as Sally Quinn's Washington Post "announcement" about "the end of power in Washington."

Back in May you were first introduced to Lithuanian photographer Tadas "Tadao Cern" Černiauskas' glorious new photo series "Blow Job."

You've already met Kevin Corcoran, one of New York's ye olde finest, and his cohorts and consorts. And you've already received your map of present-day relics of NYC's bloody past. Now it's time to go behind the scenes of the brand-new original BBC America show, Copper.

A fifth-grader from New York's PS 195 was told by the school's principal he would not be allowed to read a speech on same-sex marriage to the school, and must pick a different topic.

Doddering Reaganite Peggy Noonan has become the conservative version of Richard Cohen: a doddering old columnist employed by a respected journalistic institution who uses their column space to demand less journalism and more government secrecy. Have you heard of these so-called "leaks," from our leaders? The United States government is not a house of plumbing, sir. Sir? Sir.

Buried inside a Wrap interview with Breaking Bad's Giancarlo Esposito — AKA Los Pollos Hermanos proprietor Gus Fring — and unearthed by Gothamist is the story about the time Esposito was stopped and frisked by the NYPD. At gunpoint.

Behold the first election-year bombshell: Barack Obama's White House will announce this morning that it will unilaterally begin granting work permits to as many as 800,000 illegal immigrants who arrived in the United States as children, graduated from high school, and stayed out of trouble with the law. He's essentially implemented the much-debated DREAM Act, only without the hassle of all that voting in Congress. He should have done this with health care!

Michigan State Rep. Lisa Brown (D-West) has been prohibited from speaking on the House floor after she used the word "vagina" while speaking out against a proposed anti-abortion bill.

We're all familiar with the case of the Alleged Hot Lesbian Teachers, who were allegedly caught in a hot classroom having hot lesbian sex (with each other), in the classroom, at the school. Yeah. Very familiar. *Disturbing leer* As journalists—*Disturbing leer*—we're committed to keeping you up to date with Alleged Hot Lesbian Teacher sex developments. Yeah. These things develop, alright. *Disturbing leer*

The Wieners Circle in Chicago's Lincoln Park is well-known for good eats and bad attitudes.

Nine-year-old Martha Payne of Argyll, Scotland, became an overnight sensation after her school lunch review blog NeverSeconds managed to convince her school to start serving students healthier meals.