Disney clarifies: the princess who an executive described as "Latina" is not Latina. She is everything and nothing.

What did you do this weekend? Go apple picking with your fiancée? Put up Halloween decorations with your kids? Make squash soup because it sounds like something The New You would do?

This video by YouTuber Jarrett Sleeper is quite literally on every single website on the Internet today, which is appropriate, considering it features very literal advice on how to pick up a girl at the gym.

If you are ever captured by an enemy, and interrogated using the very latest mind control technique, and you have a dick, pay close attention to what you are about to read here.

Here's an ad created by DDB New York for WaterIsLife, a nonprofit organization dedicated to providing clean drinking water to people in developing countries. The ad features a bunch of poor Haitian people reading a bunch of #FirstWorldProblems tweets out loud: "I hate when my phone charger won't reach my bed," "I hate it when I tell them no pickles, and they still give me pickles," etc. The message of the spot is clear: You're an asshole for whining about your problems when you have clean drinking water. Now here is why this spot is fucking terrible:

The small town of Leakey, Texas (pop. 387), is stirring with an excitement not felt since the Leakey High Eagles last won the state football championship in 1975. But this latest stir has less to do with victory and far more to do with pure ignorant hatred, compliments of Leakey's nondenominational Church in the Valley.

For reasons just as inexplicable as having soulless cheeseball Bruno Mars double-team musical guest/hosting duties, Saturday Night Live once again spoofed those unfailingly viral Gathering of the Juggalos infomercials this weekend.

A controversial art installation at a sushi bar in Vienna will allow male patrons to peek into the restaurant's ladies room from inside the men's room through a one-way mirror separating the the two restrooms.

Felix Baumgartner sat down with Savannah Guthrie on the Today Show this morning to premier some new footage from his record-breaking free fall, filmed with a helmet camera for a National Geographic documentary. He told Guthrie that he has hung up his Red Bull™ Balloon and is retiring. "I've had enough," he told her. "I've done it all."

A woman found tied up inside her own vehicle in San Antonio told police she was carjacked near an ATM by a drug dealer with a knife and forced to drive around with him as he made his rounds.

Paranormal Activity 4 grossed five times its budget this weekend. Guess what that means: PA5 in October 2013.

Lance Armstrong was formally stripped of his 7 Tour titles, "banned for life" from cycling, and stoned as a witch today.

Does your child love dystopian political allegorical novellas but, more than that, love talking animals doing people things? Then he or she is going to love Andy Serkis' upcoming family-friendly adaptation of George Orwell's iconic anti-Stallinist kids' story Animal Farm.

Parents of students at Piedmont High School in Piedmont, California, received a letter from the principal last week alerting them to the existence of an extracurricular game among male varsity athletes involving the receipt of "score points" in exchange for sexual activities with female students.

Last March, Goldman Sachs VP Greg Smith quit his job in spectacular fashion—with a New York Times op-ed decrying the erosion of the firm's moral culture into a "toxic and destructive" state. Now, Greg Smith has a book coming out. He was on 60 Minutes last night. He has become, in mere months, the world's most famous insider critic of the go-go culture of Wall Street's biggest banks.

"It's extraordinary. We only see this in TV movies," veterinarian Philippe Michon exclaimed, describing the incredible survival story of Ethan — a Jack Russell terrier poisoned and left for dead inside a shallow grave.

This "Pin Up Special" starring Community's Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs was filmed last year as part of Mark Seliger's Bettie Page homage for GQ, but hadn't seen the light of day until it suddenly popped up online over the weekend.

Just before she passed away three years ago, Milan Marinkovic's wife of 50 years made one final request of her husband: Don't replace me.

Proving once again that close access to politicians doesn't result in favoritism or any other blurring of professional responsibility, members of the media covering the Romney campaign played a fun little game of flag football with Romney's staff on Sunday. Such fun! Many hilarious jokes were made.

The person in charge of the Twitter account at Forbes.com is a big fan of the #EmbarrassYourBestFriend hashtag.