Today's Song: Destiny's Child "Nuclear"

Rich Juzwiak · 01/11/13 05:05PM

Yesterday, on the heels of a fake-out by Justin Timberlake that many thought would be his new single but turned out to be a minute-long ponderous YouTube video about him not releasing music, a new ballads collection from Destiny's Child was announced. Sporting 14 tracks that span the group's career, Love Songs will include the previously unreleased Pharrell Williams collaboration, "Nuclear."

There Is a Visible Penis Outline in One Direction's New Video, and Other Gifts from the Most Homoerotic Group on the Planet

Rich Juzwiak · 01/11/13 04:00PM

Earlier this week, to the delight of the young, the young at heart, gay boys and lecherous cable TV execs all around the globe, British boy band One Direction released the video for their single "Kiss You." This video is a thumbnail illustration of what makes this group so much fun to watch because it is so fucking homoerotic. Most of the boys are on record as women-daters (Harry Styles is apparently insatiable), but their overall image is full of winks, nudges and crotch-grabs. Their perpetual game of are-they-or-aren't-they makes them engaging on a level we've never seen from a prefab pack of kids singing plastic pop.

Robert Kessler · 01/11/13 03:15PM

After meeting with Afghan President Karzai, President Obama announced US troops will move to a support role this spring.

Hamilton Nolan · 01/11/13 12:09PM

More than a third of homeowners aged 20-24—and 100% of little fuckers we resent—own their homes outright.

This is Your $400 Racist Anthropologie Candlestick

Robert Kessler · 01/11/13 12:00PM

You've spent years carefully cultivating your home's boho-chic look. Tearing through boutiques, looking for just the right accent pieces that look like they'd been found at a Portland, Ore. estate sale.

'Glimmer of Hope' for the Long-Term Unemployed

Hamilton Nolan · 01/11/13 10:44AM

For many millions of Americans who lost their jobs when the Great Recession struck, unemployment has not just been a typical, momentary bump in the road; it has been persistent, and grinding, and, for many, seemingly impossible to escape, despite their best efforts. Losing a job is bad enough, but the sort of long term unemployment afflicting America for the past several years has been a nightmare. Now, there seems to be the merest flicker of improvement.

Hamilton Nolan · 01/11/13 09:43AM

The Axe brand of man perfume is launching a promotion to "send 22 lucky consumers into space," where there is no Axe.