Congressman Aaron Schock on Gay Marriage: Ummmm
Robert Kessler · 01/31/13 06:15PMMichael Bloomberg Says He Never Told a Guy to Check Out a Lady's Ass (But He Totally Did)
Cord Jefferson · 01/31/13 06:04PM
Earlier this week we told you about a New York magazine article in which Mayor Michael Bloomberg is quoted as saying "look at the ass on her," referring to a woman at a holiday party. We also told you about the many other times Bloomberg has been accused of sexism throughout his career, including once reportedly telling his employees, "If women wanted to be appreciated for their brains, they'd go to the library instead of to Bloomingdale's."
Juggalo Day Is Coming
Camille Dodero · 01/31/13 05:45PM
A few years ago, a talented actress and musical genius named Tila Tequila was invited to a clown festival in the Midwestern woods, to perform with some Ringling Brothers gigolos. Or something like that, she didn't read the e-mails. But the booking paid damn well for her live karaoke performance, and the worst thing that could possibly happen at a clown camp would be a flower squirting her in the eye, so she took the gig.
Worst Dad Ever Surprises Son by Switching His Kinder Chocolate Egg with a Real One
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/31/13 05:18PMWedding Gift Robbery, the Correct Way to Make Pudding, and Other Questionable Advice
Caity Weaver · 01/31/13 05:00PMCrime Ring Accused of Targeting Vacationing Los Angeles Times Subscribers
Robert Kessler · 01/31/13 04:40PMMax Read · 01/31/13 04:34PM
High School Math Teacher Arrested for Sleeping with Seven Different Students
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/31/13 04:30PMAmerica's Wrongest TV Critic Forgot About Brett Butler
Robert Kessler · 01/31/13 04:21PM
New York Times television critic Alessandra Stanley's casual relationship with the truth has been well documented. She decided America invaded Iraq in 2002 and not 2003. She re-appropriated a common CNN slogan to MSNBC. And her crowning accomplishment: a rare triple correction on Walter Cronkite's obituary which earned her a scolding from Katie Couric. Her summary of NBC's 30 Rock, which has its series finale tonight, is only a little bit less wrong than usual.
Beyoncé Just Held a Press Conference So That She Could Sing the National Anthem Live For Everyone
Caity Weaver · 01/31/13 03:52PMAlan Dershowitz Says The Only Legitimate Conversation About Israel And Palestine Is A Conversation With Alan Dershowitz In It
Mobutu Sese Seko · 01/31/13 03:30PMTwo Days After Asking for Help on Facebook, Utah Woman Successfully Ends Three-Year Search for Her Biological Parents
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/31/13 03:23PMCord Jefferson · 01/31/13 03:17PM
14-Year-Old Student Shot in Neck, Teacher Wounded at Atlanta Middle School [UPDATED]
Max Read · 01/31/13 03:04PM
A student was shot in the back of the neck, apparently by a fellow student, at the at Price Middle School in Atlanta on Thursday afternoon, and a teacher sustained "minor scrapes and bruises" after being trampled during the aftermath. The underage victim was admitted to Grady Memorial Hospital, and is "awake and breathing," according to Atlanta Public Schools; the teacher was treated on-scene.
Hamilton Nolan · 01/31/13 02:20PM
Barely Legal Dakota Fanning Films Her First Nude Scene for Coming-of-Age Drama Very Good Girls
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/31/13 02:16PMA Discussion with Accused CIA Agent Sabrina De Sousa
Adrian Chen · 01/31/13 01:45PMI Invented a Girlfriend for Myself Because I'm Gay and Wanted to Play Football in College
Anonymous · 01/31/13 01:35PMFarewell to 30 Rock, the Show That Never Stopped Laughing at the Horrifying Loneliness of Being Human
Jack Dickey · 01/31/13 01:15PM
30 Rock ends tonight, after seven seasons on NBC, with little of the fanfare that surrounds a grand television event. Instead, it feels as if the show has already slid into the semi-obscurity of syndication. The critics would rather talk about Parks and Recreation and Girls; the Internet hive mind is swarming over Community and Louie; the awards shows have switched their allegiance to Modern Family. And the American viewing public? Well, it never liked 30 Rock all that much in the first place. At its peak, in its third season, it was the 69th most popular prime-time series in the country.








