"JESUS + Mary" Make Headline Appearance in Anti-Abortion Bill Signing
Mandy Oaklander · 04/20/13 09:52AMTaylor Berman · 04/19/13 10:03PM
Local Reporter Admits 'I Don't Know Shit' Live on NBC
Taylor Berman · 04/19/13 07:04PMAs the scene in Watertown, Mass escalated, news channels were, understandably, confused about exactly what was happening. One brave reporter for New England Cable News admitted as much live on the air, albeit accidentally. As Brian Williams cut to the channel, an unidentified reporter can be heard saying "Oh, you're not listening? Well, I don't know shit."
A Far Cry, Shady Winnings, Ted Nugent's Advice, and More Hate Mail
Maggie Lange · 04/19/13 06:30PMTaylor Berman · 04/19/13 06:20PM
This Birthday Present Makes All Other Thoughtful Gifts Look Like Cruel Jokes
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/19/13 05:40PMIt's Safe to Make Dumb Jokes About National Tragedies Immediately After They Happen Now
Adrian Chen · 04/19/13 05:35PM
There were a lot of dumb, strange and poignant things said this in the wake of the Boston Marathon bombing, but one phrase was conspicuous in its absence: "Too soon." Nobody really batted an eye as the expressions of sadness and horror on social media turned to half-baked wisecracks almost as soon as the smoke had cleared. First came the wave of Schrodinger's Cat gags about the confused news reports of a suspect's arrest on Wednesday. When photos of the suspect were revealed, it unleashed another torrent of jokes about the bro-y appearance of the two alleged bombers. And when the two were revealed last night to be Chechen immigrants, the amount of jokes that used "caucasian" as a punchline to mock early reports of a "dark-skinned" subject grew to the point that Foreign Policy's Blake Hounshell issued a preemptive notice this morning: "For those just tuning in, everyone has already made the 'Caucasian' joke." And throughout it all, a never-ending barrage of Good Will Hunting references and Boston accent gags.
Maggie Lange · 04/19/13 05:12PM
Dzhokar Tsarnaev In Custody After Tense Standoff on a Boat
Cord Jefferson · 04/19/13 05:02PM
Four days after he and his older brother, Tamerlan, allegedly bombed the Boston Marathon, killing three and injuring dozens more, 19-year-old Dzhokar Tsarnaev is finally in custody. The days-long manhunt ended as bizarrely and gruesomely as it started: with Dzhokar trapped on a boat in a Watertown, Massachusetts, backyard, covered in blood—possibly his own—and surrounded by police. After a lengthy standoff and a conversation with a negotiator, Dzhokar turned himself over to the authorities.
Tom Scocca · 04/19/13 04:45PM
Pick-Up Artist Admits Slashing Tires So He Could Hit on Female Drivers
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/19/13 04:35PMTom Scocca · 04/19/13 04:31PM
Thatz Not Okay: Making Enemies at Dinner; Feeding a Jewish Dog Ham
Caity Weaver · 04/19/13 04:22PMInternet Raises Over $1 Million to Help Marathon Bombing Victims [UPDATE]
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/19/13 03:56PMAt Least 13 Drowned in Capsized Riverboat on the Amazon
Maggie Lange · 04/19/13 03:30PMAll Hail Paul Verhoeven, King of Perverts
Rich Juzwiak · 04/19/13 02:59PM
"Sometimes in life you need to step into the unknown," says Dutch director Paul Verhoeven (Robocop, Showgirls, Basic Instinct) in the beginning of Tricked, the half-documentary, half-movie that's playing at the Tribeca Film Festival. He's referring to the crowd-sourced script of the project at hand, for which he rifled through thousands of fan-submitted pages to assemble a cohesive, 50-minute narrative film.








