Is This The Hunk Deemed 'Too Handsome' for Saudi Arabia?
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/25/13 08:54AMIt's Getting So You Can't Even Have a Four-Foot 4/20 Pot Joint Anymore
Adam Weinstein · 04/25/13 08:53AMHere's video of UC-Santa Cruz student Gennady Tsarinsky, 25, getting his "2 pound" (or maybe "2.5 pound") joint jacked by a buzzkill campus narc on 4/20. "Dude, we're going to court, man. We're totally going to court," you can hear Tsarinsky say, just before getting hauled in for possession. So he was right!
Max Read · 04/25/13 07:11AM
Taylor Berman · 04/24/13 10:48PM
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev reportedly confessed and explained to the FBI how he and his brother carried out last week's Boston bombings, but he did so in the 16 hours of questioning before he was read his Miranda rights. Tsarnaev stopped cooperating once those rights were read to him, according to officials.
Gas Explosions Ignite Barge Inferno
Taylor Berman · 04/24/13 10:12PMGeorge W. Bush Is 'Very Comfortable' With His Decision to Invade Iraq
Taylor Berman · 04/24/13 09:21PM
In an interview with ABC News to promote his new game-filled library, George W. Bush spoke about the most important moment of his presidency: the decision to go to war with Iraq. That war, which led to the deaths of at least 123,000-134,000 Iraqi civilians and over 4,400 U.S. troops, was in large part fought because of the incorrect information that Saddam Hussein was in possession of weapons of mass destruction. But don't worry, Bush is still “very comfortable” with his decision to invade.
Taylor Berman · 04/24/13 07:56PM
Taylor Berman · 04/24/13 07:15PM
Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having Sex With His Pit Bull
Taylor Berman · 04/24/13 07:01PM
A man in Michigan convicted of having sex with his pet pit bull faces a 15-year jail sentence for the crime. 37-year-old Kurtis Peterson, who was convicted of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct in 1996, was caught having sex with the dog on two separate occasions. The same (unfortunate) person caught Peterson each time.
Caity Weaver · 04/24/13 04:59PM
Cord Jefferson · 04/24/13 04:53PM
Virgin Launches In-Flight Creeping to Make Air Travel Even Worse
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/24/13 04:40PMThis Is the New $100 Bill
Cord Jefferson · 04/24/13 04:02PM
The Federal Reserve has at last released the first images of the redesigned $100 bill, to go into circulation in October. Along with a tacky golden "100" in the bottom right corner, the new bills will also feature raised printing and security ribbons that change depending on from what angle you look at them. Throw in the silly drawing of the quill pen and this may be the worst $100 bill ever. Annotate it and tell us what you think.
Charming Prison Gang Leader Knocks Up Four Guards Hired to Watch Him
Caity Weaver · 04/24/13 03:45PM
Je ne sais quoi. Some people have it. Some people don’t have it. Some people don’t even know what it is. Tavon aka “Tay” aka “Bulldog” White, an inmate at the Baltimore City Detention Center, allegedly had a lot of je ne sais quoi. Enough to impregnate four of the corrections officers assigned to guard him.
Being Naked in His Own Home Lands Man Sexual Assault Charges
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/24/13 03:18PMCNN Just Let the Wrongly Accused Ricin Guy Perform a Live Country Song
Cord Jefferson · 04/24/13 02:50PMPaul Kevin Curtis, the Elvis impersonator accused of sending ricin-laden letters to President Obama and others, had his charges dropped yesterday when federal authorities said they'd found "new information." Naturally, Curtis was ecstatic, and this afternoon he took to CNN to express his excitement and relief. After giving a standard interview in which he basically said he's hoping to parlay his poisoning charges into a life of celebrity, Curtis then broke into the Randy Travis song "On the Other Hand" at the CNN reporter's request. If you've not been paying attention, it has not been a banner week for CNN.
Crashing Through Manhattan In The Fake Google Driverless Car
Adrian Chen · 04/24/13 02:43PM
Google's driverless car is still in the early stages of development, but the unit spotted tooling around Manhattan this month was in rough shape even for a beta test. One particularly noticeable bug was the passenger hanging out the window in an Osama bin Laden mask. In another glitch, the car hit a cyclist in Soho, where the aftermath was caught by an Instagram user. Others might have spotted the Google car proudly cruising by, oblivious to the traffic cone wedged firmly under the bumper. And all this was before the power-slides, rubber-scorching donuts and fender-benders…
John Cook · 04/24/13 02:21PM
Weiner Says Hot New Sexts and Pics May Still Be Out There
Kate Bennert · 04/24/13 01:55PM
"New Yorkers know the story," mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner says of his decision to send out some cute pics to a couple of friends in a new sit down interview with NBC News. That we do, but how much don't we know? According to Weiner himself that could be a whole lot or a whole little. The details don't really matter. What matters is that there are still some unseen or unread Weiner sexts out there. But please God let's hope they stay that way.




