Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/02/13 11:44AM

Michael Douglas says he got cancer from going down on someone (Catherine Zeta-Jones?).

Behold: The Hands-Free Whopper Holder

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/02/13 10:18AM

Don't you hate it when you want to eat your mouth-watering Burger King Whopper, but find that your pesky hands are doing something else entirely?

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/02/13 09:47AM

Jean Stapleton, best known for playing Edith Bunker on All in The Family, has died.

People Are Getting Hepatitis A From Costco Products

Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/02/13 08:26AM

Maybe just get the fresh fruit? At least thirty people have contracted Hepatitis A from a Costco frozen berry and pomegranate mix, and although the product has been pulled from shelves, officials are bracing themselves for more outbreaks linked to restaurants that purchased the product.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/01/13 02:24PM

Community creator Dan Harmon tweeted that he will be returning to the show for its fifth season. He was dismissed from the show before its fourth (and worst) season.

Old, Addled WSJ Board Member Flips Out Over NYC's Bike-Sharing Program

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/01/13 01:40PM

The rich have a complicated relationship with New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg. They enjoy that he has developed a city that caters almost exclusively to them, but hate that it is almost exclusively theirs. There are now also those pesky little plebeians riding around on their brand-new bicycles (read: death chariots).

Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/01/13 11:13AM

At least nine people have died in Oklahoma after a new round of tornadoes tore through the already tornado-ravaged state last night.

Round 2: New Tornadoes Wreaking Havoc Near Oklahoma City

Cord Jefferson · 05/31/13 08:18PM

Just 11 days after a tornado laid waste to Moore, Oklahoma, multiple—but less intense—tornadoes touched down in the Oklahoma City metropolitan area, causing significant damage and injuring residents.