Maggie Lange · 06/18/13 01:14PM

Jalopnik profiles "the most interesting man in car porn" in an article replete with all sorts of fun themes you look for in a feature—sex, drugs, drones, and fast cars.

Caity Weaver · 06/18/13 12:13PM

MediaTakeOut claims that a nurse at Cedars Sinai Hospital has revealed the name of the Khrist Child: Kaidence Donda West. She already has tons of fake Twitter pages. Welcome to the world, Kaidence.

Nigella Lawson's Husband Now Admits He Assaulted Her

Caity Weaver · 06/18/13 11:41AM

The millionaire husband of British chef Nigella Lawson has admitted to police he assaulted his wife during an argument at a restaurant last week, after initially dismissing the incident as "a playful tiff." Over the weekend, photographs surfaced of Charles Saatchi, 70, grabbing his wife's throat with one hand a total of four times and also pinching her nose. Lawson left the restaurant in tears. A hilarious brunch!

Cord Jefferson · 06/18/13 11:36AM

The House of Representatives is today expected to pass a bill that would cut off legal abortions in America 20 weeks after fertilization. The bill likely has no chance of advancing through the Senate, but ThinkProgress reports that this kind of legislation is succeeding on the state level in places around the country.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/18/13 11:13AM

"This is the unhealthiest thing a Canadian has done since everything the mayor of Toronto has done."

Americans Have No Idea Whether Their Supplements Will Kill Them

Hamilton Nolan · 06/18/13 10:56AM

Scientific studies show that the vast majority of Americans are not doctors. That does not, however, prevent Americans from medicating themselves with "alternative" medicines and supplements, as if they were doctors. Why are we Americans so dumb?

I Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned On Them

Rich Juzwiak · 06/18/13 10:41AM

Last night, the U.K.'s Channel 4 aired a special called Scientologists at War, which profiled the Church of Scientology's former Inspector General of the Religious Technology Center, Marty Rathbun. Once a spiritual mentor to the likes of Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, and Greta Van Susteren, Rathbun left the church in 2004 to practice Scientology independently. He runs a blog called Moving On Up a Little Higher, and has been vocal regarding his displeasure over many of the Church's practices. He says this has resulted in harassment.

Food Engineers Now Making Your Burger Look Cool, Casual, Real

Maggie Lange · 06/18/13 10:34AM

Like a pair of pre-ripped jeans from Abercrombie or a distressed logo tee from Zazzle, America's food conglomerates are embracing a more easy breezy natural look when it comes to your food. And as expected, making processed food seem unprocessed involves more processing.

Maggie Lange · 06/18/13 08:52AM

In a world, in a time, when previews are sometimes better than the movie, let's look at a concise history of the film trailer. The Dr. Strangelove case study is the best.