Egypt Is on the Precipice of Chaos as the Army Moves In
Max Read · 07/03/13 11:16AMSteve Martin Left His Wallet in Pennsylvania
Maggie Lange · 07/03/13 10:55AMState Department Spent $630,000 on Useless Facebook Likes
Adrian Chen · 07/03/13 10:47AM
The State Department runs its social media operation like a shady online herbal supplement dealer. From 2011-2013, the State Department spent $630,000 on a ham-fisted social media ad campaign to increase its Facebook fans, according to a new Inspector General. It worked, technically, increasing the number of likes on State Department pages from 100,000 to 2 million. But now they just have hundreds of thousands of random teenage Facebook fans: Good if John Kerry wants to launch a new career as a heartthrob pop singer, but not so useful for international diplomacy
Truck Drivers Outraged That They'll Get More Sleep Soon
Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/13 10:37AMWatch Dozens of Idiots on Skype Call the Zimmerman Trial on Live TV
Max Read · 07/03/13 10:33AMAccused murderer George Zimmerman's college criminal justice professor was testifying in his trial over Skype today, providing a nice object lesson in why Skype testimony for nationally televised trials is probably not a good idea.
Kristen Johnston Doesn't Snort Baby Powder Anymore
Michael Musto · 07/03/13 10:23AMCowboys and Idiots
Rich Juzwiak · 07/03/13 09:55AM
In Gore Verbinski’s two-and-a-half-hour period-blockbuster take on The Lone Ranger, a layer of dust covers everything. The seconds trickle by slowly like sweat on a brow beaten by the deluding sun. Everything is ugly and uncomfortable. The main antagonist, with grime caked on his fuzzy face, appears and reappears during one of multiple runaway train scenes and start shooting and beating and heisting. I never catch his name.
The More Your Pension Fund Pays Wall Street, the Less You Get
Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/13 08:54AM
The highly paid money managers of Wall Street often point out that they're not just making money for themselves; they're helping to enrich the retirement funds of millions of state workers, just like you. False! A new study points out that the more Wall Street makes, the less your pension fund makes.
Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/13 08:03AM
Egypt Is Hours Away from an Army Coup
Max Read · 07/03/13 07:00AMTwo Men Caught on Video Assaulting LGBT Youth Group After Pride Parade
Taylor Berman · 07/03/13 12:09AMMom Wins Lawsuit After Losing Custody of Newborn Over Poppy Seed Bagel
Taylor Berman · 07/02/13 10:19PM6-Year-Old Boy Rides Van Roof for 3 Miles Along Alaska Highway
Taylor Berman · 07/02/13 08:52PM
When a six-year-old boy in Alaska climbed onto the roof of his parents' van as it sat in their driveway, he probably wasn't expecting to take a ride along a highway while still atop the van. Unfortunately, for the boy and his parents, that's just what happened, and the boy fell from the van's roof after three miles.
Egyptian President Refuses to Resign Amid Protests, Military Threats
Cord Jefferson · 07/02/13 08:12PMMissing Woman's Body Found in Hoarder Husband's Home After 30 Years
Taylor Berman · 07/02/13 07:30PMCord Jefferson · 07/02/13 06:41PM
Former Tiffany Exec Arrested for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels
Caity Weaver · 07/02/13 06:04PM
Go back to your seat, climate change; according to the FBI, there's a new force to blame for the rapid disappearance of Earth's ice: former Tiffany & Co. executive Ingrid Lederhaas-Okun, who was arrested Tuesday morning at her home in Darien, Connecticut for allegedly stealing more than 165 pieces of Tiffany jewelry before leaving the company in February.








