Steve Martin Left His Wallet in Pennsylvania

Maggie Lange · 07/03/13 10:55AM

Comedian, bluegrass musician, and national father of the bride, Steve Martin misplaced his wallet in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania. Martin was bicycling in the area when his wallet ditched him. The change purse contained his driver's license and credit cards.

State Department Spent $630,000 on Useless Facebook Likes

Adrian Chen · 07/03/13 10:47AM

The State Department runs its social media operation like a shady online herbal supplement dealer. From 2011-2013, the State Department spent $630,000 on a ham-fisted social media ad campaign to increase its Facebook fans, according to a new Inspector General. It worked, technically, increasing the number of likes on State Department pages from 100,000 to 2 million. But now they just have hundreds of thousands of random teenage Facebook fans: Good if John Kerry wants to launch a new career as a heartthrob pop singer, but not so useful for international diplomacy

Truck Drivers Outraged That They'll Get More Sleep Soon

Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/13 10:37AM

You'd think that if you worked more than 80 hours a week and somebody came to you and said, "Hey buddy, I only want you to work 70 hours a week now," you'd be happy as a clam. Unless you were a long-haul trucker. Never satisfied, these guys.

Kristen Johnston Doesn't Snort Baby Powder Anymore

Michael Musto · 07/03/13 10:23AM

Welcome to Next Question With Michael Musto, a regular feature in which Musto uses his time-honed skills to interrogate big celebrities, former celebrities, and wannabe celebrities. Musto is a pop culture icon, regular TV presence, and the author of four books.

Cowboys and Idiots

Rich Juzwiak · 07/03/13 09:55AM

In Gore Verbinski’s two-and-a-half-hour period-blockbuster take on The Lone Ranger, a layer of dust covers everything. The seconds trickle by slowly like sweat on a brow beaten by the deluding sun. Everything is ugly and uncomfortable. The main antagonist, with grime caked on his fuzzy face, appears and reappears during one of multiple runaway train scenes and start shooting and beating and heisting. I never catch his name.

The More Your Pension Fund Pays Wall Street, the Less You Get

Hamilton Nolan · 07/03/13 08:54AM

The highly paid money managers of Wall Street often point out that they're not just making money for themselves; they're helping to enrich the retirement funds of millions of state workers, just like you. False! A new study points out that the more Wall Street makes, the less your pension fund makes.

Egypt Is Hours Away from an Army Coup

Max Read · 07/03/13 07:00AM

Sisi's coming. There are fewer than two hours left until the Egyptian military's 2:30 GMT deadline for government takeover is reached, and President Mohamed Morsi says he is willing to pay any price for "preserving legitimacy"—even his life.

Egyptian President Refuses to Resign Amid Protests, Military Threats

Cord Jefferson · 07/02/13 08:12PM

In a nearly three-hour address run on state television this evening, Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi responded to millions of protesters in his country who are demanding he resign. Morsi, who was elected one year ago last Sunday, said unequivocally that he will not step down.

Cord Jefferson · 07/02/13 06:41PM

Vatican sources tell CNN that the late Pope John Paul II is thisclose to becoming a saint today after a Catholic committee voted to credit J2P2 with a second miracle. In 2010, then-Pope Benedict ruled that John Paul II's first miracle was curing a French nun of Parkinson's.

Former Tiffany Exec Arrested for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant Jewels

Caity Weaver · 07/02/13 06:04PM

Go back to your seat, climate change; according to the FBI, there's a new force to blame for the rapid disappearance of Earth's ice: former Tiffany & Co. executive Ingrid Lederhaas-Okun, who was arrested Tuesday morning at her home in Darien, Connecticut for allegedly stealing more than 165 pieces of Tiffany jewelry before leaving the company in February.

Adrian Chen · 07/02/13 05:21PM

Bolivia's foreign minister, on Bolivian TV, denies Snowden was on presidential plane that was forced to land in Vienna (via @RafaelRomoCNN)

Cord Jefferson · 07/02/13 04:53PM

Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi is currently addressing his nation on live television as mass protests continue to grip Cairo and beyond. His main, desperate message: "I was elected in fair, transparent elections." You can watch live at Al Jazeera.