Straight Dad Has World Rocked After Finding 'I Am Gay' on His Luggage

Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/14/13 12:35PM

A white, heterosexual, stay-at-home dad says he was forced to acknowledge his "trifecta of privilege" this past weekend after finding a gay slur stuck to his luggage following a flight and feeling the degradation, shame, and humiliation homosexuals are made to feel "every day over a lifetime."

John Cook · 10/14/13 11:38AM

This review of the terrible new Pearl Jam record is pretty good at capturing how terrible Pearl Jam is/was.

Today We Honor Columbus, An Inspiration to Cruel Half-Wits Everywhere

Ken Layne · 10/14/13 09:42AM

For centuries after his accidental discovery of the Bahamas, Christopher Columbus was a true hero of history. But then the alternative histories were published, and the colonization of the New World was revealed to be a nightmare of atrocity and terror. Still, we can learn something from this stubborn idiot who insisted until the day he died that Cuba was part of Asia.

You Will Not Win at Gambling

Hamilton Nolan · 10/14/13 09:31AM

Gambling is a system of selling hope in exchange for money. Hope springs eternal, but money always runs out. New statistics show just how hopeless your futile dreams of striking it rich really are.

Taylor Berman · 10/14/13 09:31AM

At least 115 people were killed in India during a stampede on Sunday. The victims, mostly women and children, died after a rumor spread that the bridge they were crossing was about to collapse, triggering a panic.