Some days there are no Anchorman 2 trailers at all, and you're left to wonder what is even the point of getting out of bed.

Two weeks ago, the AP published a news story alleging serious misconduct by a Virginia gubernatorial candidate. The story was wrong; the AP pulled it after less than two hours. The AP has now fired three journalists as a result. This is insane.

You may have never heard of YouTuber Joey Graceffa, but millions of others have.

Pope Francis suspended Germany's infamous “Bishop of Bling” today after learning that the bishop spent as much as $55 million renovating his official residence, including a Bloombergian-$20,000 on his bathtub.

"Ja Rule Wants to Write Cookbook of Microwaveable Recipes." Why not?

Jerry Moon’s family opened his casket to say their final goodbyes at his funeral on Monday. But what they saw was not their father’s corpse: inside the casket was the body of an unknown man with a plastic bag over his head. Even worse, the dead man inside the casket was dressed in their father’s clothes and had a picture of their mother tucked under his arm.

[A woman whose Acapulco, Mexico home was destroyed by Tropical Storm Manuel last month stands inside her home on Tuesday as it is again flooded by Hurricane Raymond. Photo by Bernadino Hernandez via AP]

Jofi Joseph, a director in the non-proliferation section of the National Security Staff at the White House, was fired last week when it was learned he was running an anonymous Twitter account used to torment the foreign policy and national security community.

In Tuesday night’s mayoral debate, Republican candidate Joe Lhota resorted to loud voices, eye rolls, and Rudy Giuliani-worship to prove that he deserves to be mayor of New York City. On the other side of the stage, Democratic candidate Bill de Blasio called out Lhota’s campaign for “race-baiting,” then stepped back watched Lhota self-destruct.

New York City mayoral candidate Bill de Blasio’s lead has fallen six points in the last three weeks. Now his Republican opponent Joe Lhota is only 44 points behind. Watch the candidates square off in tonight’s debate here.

Britney Spears just put out a call for your "Get to Work (Bitch)" stories on Facebook. Her team would specifically like to hear about your time volunteering at the local soup kitchen, which they've helpfully illustrated with a still from the "Work Bitch" video:

According to her website, U.S. Rep. Renee Ellmers "believes that gun owners must be responsible for the use and care of their guns." Maybe she should listen to her own advice.

Still riding high on the success of their dark fox entry for Song of the Summer, Norway's Lonely Island-like outfit Ylvis has just released its latest Internet-ready joint, "Massachusetts."

Some Air Force guys with the launch keys to nuclear warheads accidentally left blast doors open twice this year, but don't worry because the doors are only "intended to help prevent a terrorist...from entering the officers' underground command post and potentially compromising secret launch codes."

You heard of this fella, Bernie Madoff? Runs some sort of money management place in Midtown. Great guy to work for. The best. If you're job-hunting, that is absolutely the man you wanna work for.

Paralympian and motivational speaker Josh Sundquist—owner of last year's best Halloween costume—has outdone himself this year.

Every year around Halloween, Ellen sends her easily scared writer Amy to a haunted house, and it's always hilarious.

Public-relations sewer pipe Lanny Davis is having a little moment. Fresh off his urging of mean and vicious NFL owner Daniel Snyder to be less abrasive about his refusal to change his team's racist name, the "crisis manager" has joined the list of people helping Alex Rodriguez in the drug-linked slugger's battle with Major League Baseball.

In coincidence of perfect timing, UK's Channel 4 aired a porn exposé last night, in which three hardcore enthusiasts met the adult performers of their dreams. These soon-to-be-former porn fans were also treated to a live porn shoot, which left them traumatized.