Cord Jefferson · 11/21/13 05:55PM

Vancouver has updated its building code to ban doorknobs, even in private homes. All new buildings will instead be outfitted with levers, which are easier for the elderly and disabled to maneuver. Some people are mad about the decision. "Door knobs are lovely. They're the jewelry of the door," said an antique shop owner.

Hamilton Nolan · 11/21/13 05:14PM

At the same time that vast majorities of investment professionals say that bubbles are forming in parts of the stock market, Americans are pouring more money into the stock market than they have since the first tech boom. Don't worry though baby, they'll pull out in time ;).

Rich Juzwiak · 11/21/13 05:08PM

"I'm just happy things like that get made and people are employed. Otherwise they wouldn't be working. At least it brought things into consciousness. So I can't really knock it." - 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen on Django Unchained. Given his preceding comments, this counts as #shade.

Proust Is the Most Fun (and Easiest) iPhone Game of 2013

Rich Juzwiak · 11/21/13 04:49PM

Before I even received the invite to check out the Proust app this summer, I was hooked. I watched my friend play it on his phone, dragging a list of five items (thematically linked or not) around on his phone to his satisfaction and then submitting it to the then-microscopic community of those with alpha versions arrived. I played it for about four hours straight once I received my invite, going through the entire slate of lists to rank and submitting a few of my own.

Wal-Mart Hired Stratfor to Hunt For a Competitor CEO's Mistresses

Adam Weinstein · 11/21/13 04:16PM

The biggest box store on earth asked a private intelligence firm to trawl the Facebook friends of a competitor's CEO for Danish and Hungarian women, then determine if he'd slept with any of them—a request so weird that the spy company said it went too far.

Two Teens Cleared of Felony Charges in Bullying Case

Cord Jefferson · 11/21/13 04:03PM

Two Florida girls, one 13 and one 14, have had felony charges dropped in a bullying case that sprang up following 12-year-old Rebecca Sedwick's suicide in September. In an interview with Today, 13-year-old Katelyn Roman expressed relief at the decision and said, "I do not feel l did anything wrong."

Guy Writes Football Thing

John Cook · 11/21/13 03:47PM

Adam Weinstein, the newest addition to the Gawker family, has written a vivid and moving account of his days as an instructor at Florida State University, where the football program has fully captured the academic mission, for our brolleagues at Deadspin. Football is the one with the longish ball, I think.

In Defense of Adam Levine

Rich Juzwiak · 11/21/13 03:17PM

I know what you're thinking: Adam Levine needs no defense. The Maroon 5 frontman/Voice judge/sometime actor just won what is among the best-known and most meaningless of all of America's meaningless annual awards, People's Sexiest Man Alive. He does a fine job of defending himself, as he did in his self-mocking "acceptance speech" on last night's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Adam Weinstein · 11/21/13 01:56PM

A new poll shows 86 percent of Floridians want to legalize medical marijuana. So take heart, because for all of America's divisive problems, some things even you and your redneck uncle Zeb in Wewahitchka can agree on.

Liz Cheney's Gay Sister: "I’m Not Supporting Liz’s Candidacy"

Adam Weinstein · 11/21/13 01:12PM

Running for a Senate seat in Wyoming is hard enough. First, you have to lay the groundwork with a crazy PAC and crazy talk on Fox. Then you have to actually move to Wyoming, which sucks, because you totally liked DC—except for all the gays, of course. And that just leads you to this other family problem.