Lacey Donohue · 11/29/13 12:20PM

Some Black Friday fights at Walmart are worth fighting. Workers are currently protesting the high cost of the company's low wages in 1,500 protests across the country. A protester dressed as Santa has already been arrested in Ontario, Calif.

Lacey Donohue · 11/29/13 10:53AM

A Las Vegas man was shot Thursday evening while carrying a big-screen TV home from a Target store. According to the Associated Press, the victim will survive but it's "unclear what happened to the TV."

Lacey Donohue · 11/29/13 09:42AM

[Shoppers spend their Thanksgiving evening relaxing with loved ones at the Brea Mall in Brea, Calif. The mall opened at 8:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving and will stay open until 10:00 p.m. Friday. Photo by Jae C. Hong via AP]

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 05:04PM

No pecan pie today? That's because the Chinese middle class ate them all (and pigs were hungry and it was rainy and you are cheap).

What Are You Sincerely Thankful For?

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 04:34PM

Now that you're three courses deep into whatever misery/surprisingly pleasant interaction you're having with your family or friends or keyboard, let's put the cynicism aside for a bit and get down to it.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 03:56PM

Morrissey, your thoughts on Thanksgiving? "Thankskilling." Ah, great. Always a pleasure.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 02:52PM

Did Spike Lee steal this designer's poster idea? Sure looks like it.

What Crazy Things Are Your Relatives Saying?

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 02:12PM

It's that time again. You're all gathering in homes across the country to converge on a dead bird (or vegan substitute for cousin Sparrow) and discuss what you've done, where you've been, and whether ObamaCare/HAARP will destroy civilization as we know it.

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 01:39PM

[A giant Uncle Sam balloon is marched down 6th Avenue during the Thanksgiving Day Parade this morning. He is watching you eat. Eat as much as you can. Photo by John Minchillo via AP]

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 12:05PM

Afghan President Hamid Karzai has backed away from the reintroduction of stoning as a punishment for adultery.

Your Thanksgiving Parade .Gifs [Updates]

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 11/28/13 10:42AM

Want to skip all those horrible NBC promotions and get straight to the meat? We're here to help. No cheese, no Lauer, just floats (and some Roker, king of sharts).