Some Black Friday fights at Walmart are worth fighting. Workers are currently protesting the high cost of the company's low wages in 1,500 protests across the country. A protester dressed as Santa has already been arrested in Ontario, Calif.

A server at Gusano's Pizzeria in Conway, Ark. says she was fired after calling the police on a woman drinking alcohol and breastfeeding her child at the same time. She's now demanding answers from her former employer.

A Las Vegas man was shot Thursday evening while carrying a big-screen TV home from a Target store. According to the Associated Press, the victim will survive but it's "unclear what happened to the TV."

According to a Walmart press release, Thanksgiving was a day of record-breaking sales, sales that were "bigger, better, faster, cheaper and safer than ever."

[Shoppers spend their Thanksgiving evening relaxing with loved ones at the Brea Mall in Brea, Calif. The mall opened at 8:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving and will stay open until 10:00 p.m. Friday. Photo by Jae C. Hong via AP]

No pecan pie today? That's because the Chinese middle class ate them all (and pigs were hungry and it was rainy and you are cheap).

Now that you're three courses deep into whatever misery/surprisingly pleasant interaction you're having with your family or friends or keyboard, let's put the cynicism aside for a bit and get down to it.

Morrissey, your thoughts on Thanksgiving? "Thankskilling." Ah, great. Always a pleasure.

For all of our gorging on turkeys today, we seem to dwell a lot on the ones we spare. Here's another lucky turkey that will live long enough to be eaten by us at a later date.

Did Spike Lee steal this designer's poster idea? Sure looks like it.

It's that time again. You're all gathering in homes across the country to converge on a dead bird (or vegan substitute for cousin Sparrow) and discuss what you've done, where you've been, and whether ObamaCare/HAARP will destroy civilization as we know it.

[A giant Uncle Sam balloon is marched down 6th Avenue during the Thanksgiving Day Parade this morning. He is watching you eat. Eat as much as you can. Photo by John Minchillo via AP]

Rising seas, high transportation costs, its enough to make a man move to the middle of the sea.... And be surrounded by thousands of other people in a beautiful floating city.

Welcome to a special Thanksgiving edition of Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."

Here are three previously unpublished J.D. Salinger stories. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Afghan President Hamid Karzai has backed away from the reintroduction of stoning as a punishment for adultery.

Want to skip all those horrible NBC promotions and get straight to the meat? We're here to help. No cheese, no Lauer, just floats (and some Roker, king of sharts).

Feeling the full brunt of a public relations nightmare, Pizza Hut has offered manager Tony Rohr his job back, after he quit over a disagreement over whether his employees should work on Thanksgiving.