Now this is how you promote a TV show: Ahead of its upcoming fifth season on FX, the cast of characters from Archer got buck naked and posted a series of nude pics on Reddit's exhibitionist subreddit /r/gonewild.

Wednesday afternoon, a jury ruled that, though he was unarmed at the time, Mark Duggan was lawfully killed by London police in August 2011. Duggan's death sparked giant riots in London's Tottenham neighborhood that ended with dozens of arrests and several injuries.

The future is here, or at least it's in Los Angeles. Last month, a company called Burritobox installed "world's first burrito kiosk" inside of an LA convenience store.

Throwing a cup of boiling water into the freezing air and burning your penis in the process? Any dumbass can do that. But using your penis to expel hot water into a wind chill factor of minus 50 — that takes a real dumbass.

Critic Armond White has denied heckling Steve McQueen at Monday's New York Film Critics Circle awards. "I was misquoted, lied about...I didn't yell anything. I was talking among my friends at the table," White said regarding his behavior during McQueen's speech. So he was rude, but not that rude.

A "scorching" heat wave is breaking temperature records and causing fires across Australia. We all wish we were there.

Not satisfied with his on-air meltdown yesterday, Dennis Rodman sang "Happy Birthday" on Wednesday to his "best friend" Kim Jong Un in front of 14,000 spectators gathered to watch an exhibition basketball game between former NBA players and the North Korean team at Pyongyang's Indoor Stadium.

While practically the entire country was doing its damnedest not to freeze to death, beach-goers in Los Angeles were walking around shirtless.

For months, it had been rumored: Gov. Chris Christie's office ordered a traffic jam on the Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge to screw a mayor who had reneged on endorsing the governor. Today, a smoking gun emerged in the form of a Christie deputy's one-line email:

Kathleen Parker—who, despite ample evidence of unfitness for the position, is still a professional newspaper columnist—seems confused today. Is all this "income inequality" talk even a real thing?

Robert Gates was old and retired. He was brought out of retirement to fix Donald Rumsfeld's overseas warmongering pooch-screws. He did pretty well. Now that he's retired again, will you please get the hell off his lawn?

With all due respect to Lizzie Velasquez, the vast majority of TED and TEDx talks are complete bullshit, and it's high time someone called them out on it.

JPMorgan has agreed to pay a settlement of $2.6 billion for charges related to the bank's failure to stop Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme. In the past two years, the bank has paid close to $30 billion in legal settlements. That number is smaller than JPMorgan's profits, so Jamie Dimon will never get fired.

"U.S. officials" tell the Washington Post that Abu Sufian bin Qumu, a Libyan jihadi leader held as an enemy combatant at Guantanamo Bay after the 9/11 attacks, assisted in the attack on an American consulate in Benghazi that killed Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other U.S. citizens.

Details from Gabriel Sherman's new biography about Fox News president Roger Ailes are beginning to trickle out, and it's as unflattering as Fox's recently ramped up PR campaign against the book's release would suggest.

An Oregon couple out to dinner at a charming resort town steakhouse got themselves arrested last week for trying to tip their waitress with an envelope full of crystal meth.

[Angela Merkel's not letting a fractured pelvis slow her down. Despite being put on bed rest, the German Chancellor made her first public appearance today. There are reports that her fall was due to a pair of 20-year-old skis that had "noticeably lost their tension." Image by Sean Gallup via Getty.]

Ralph Lauren's niece, jewelry designer Jennifer Lauren, is being held in jail in Ireland after she became so intoxicated and enraged that her New York-bound flight had to make an emergency landing.

When Andrew Scott Boguslawski was pulled over for speeding in Ohio, the cop, noticing a bumper sticker that said, "If you can read this, you're in range," asked the driver if he had any weapons.

Abigail Sailors nearly missed out on the tip of a lifetime because she's simply too damn happy.