Settle down, children! It's time for another fairy tale from that enchanted land of knights and princesses and New Rochelle trust funders, the New York Times real estate section.

Here's Vogue Knights, a short documentary on the contemporary voguing/ball scene in Hell's Kitchen. Paris is still burning.

The morning hosts of New York’s Hot 97 interrogated Mayor Bill de Blasio on Friday morning about ending stop-and-frisk, raising the minimum wage, and legalizing marijuana (“I don’t think that’s happening anytime soon”). Listen to the interview here.

Hey, remember when we said that Bridgeghazi meant Republican New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was either a vengeful asshole or entirely incompetent? According to the Port Authority official at the center of the controversy, he's a vengeful asshole. And he's still lying to reporters and residents.

Justin Bieber's private jet was reportedly detained at a New Jersey airport this afternoon after law enforcement agents smelled a "strong odor of pot" coming from inside. The plane, which had just landed for the Super Bowl, is reportedly being held until police dogs give it the all clear.

Close friends and X-Men costars Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart are already dressed for this Sunday's Super Bowl, though they might be confused about exactly which sport is being played. At least they got the teams right, though.

Explanation below, if you need one.

There's more bad news for California: Water deliveries from state and federal reservoirs to the Central Valley—where much of the nation's food is grown—have been cut to zero. The reservoirs are going dry and there's no water to deliver.

Twenty years ago come Saturday, Green Day dropped Dookie on an unsuspecting human race.

Watch this before you watch Super Bowl XLVIII between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos. Not sure what time the big game starts on Sunday? Find out the kickoff time for Super Bowl XLVIII on Fox here.

Last week, comedian Tyler Fischer posed as an Apple employee and pranked unsuspecting shoppers at four Apple Stores in New York City. Among other things, he tells people that—because Apple engineers invented several incurable diseases—syphilitic shoppers and those in the "polio community" can get up 75% off select products.

This Sunday, the Seahawks of Seattle and the Broncos of Denver meet in Super Bowl XLVIII. Not real seahawks or real broncos, just men in costumes with those animals painted on them. Nevertheless, a good and important question is raised: Who would win if it was actual broncos and actual seahawks?

When an Italian porn star brought his parrot named Amore to see Pope Francis on Wednesday, the pope treated the green bird with the dignity and respect owed to any parrot. The bird received a papal blessing.

Sienna Miller on Friday confirmed the brief existence of what may have been the most beautiful affair of all time. Yes, it's true: she and Daniel Craig were, for a short time, getting it on.

What time is the Super Bowl? That's a question about Super Bowl XLVIII, featuring the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks, that a lot of people are asking: What time is Super Bowl XLVIII? Specifically, when is the Super Bowl kickoff? Put another way: What is the kickoff time for the Super Bowl? Here is the answer, in one amazing chart of all kickoff times in the history of the Super Bowl, culminating in the kickoff time for Super Bowl XLVIII.

Remember the baby polar bear at the Toronto Zoo taking his first steps? Well, here he is playing in real snow for the first time. Great job, bear. Not surprisingly, he seems to like it a lot more than Sophie the cat.

Antiviral is an occasional column in which we run down the worst hoaxes, pranks, Photoshops and straight-out lies blowing up on the internet.

Just moments after Jamie Lee jumped from a plane earlier this month, he collided with another skydiver and was knocked unconscious. As he hurtled to the ground from 12,500 feet, two other skydivers noticed he wasn't responding. After stabilizing him, they pulled his chute.

At least some good came from Tuesday's snowstorm in the Southeast: Sophie, a cat in Alabama, was able to play in snow for the first time.