Nick Jonas' Essential Guide to Attractively Grabbing Your Crotch
Nick Jonas, who used to sing in a band with his brothers but now takes his shirt off and touches himself in photos, is a magnanimous celebrity. He's willing to give back. If you would also like to grab your crotch in an appealing manner, Nick Jonas knows the secret, and he's ready to tell you.
"Now, it's very simple," Jonas explains in a clip for the UK's Now magazine. "You need three things: a hand, a crotch, and a willingness to do anything. So my basic steps are turn to the side, profile is better, make sure your hand is ready and just go for it. That's it, that's all you need."
That's it! File this knowledge away. It's gonna be a great dinner party icebreaker.