To cap an exciting holiday weekend, one where we celebrated both our nation’s independence and our women’s soccer team’s World Cup win, some chose to prove they turned up in bigger ways than others. Going to work wildly hungover is one way to do that, while entering a Wawa nude at 6 a.m. on Monday morning is another.

At a Delran, New Jersey Wawa on the Monday following Independence Day, where NBC10 cameras were set up to film an unrelated segment on Jersey native soccer star Carli Lloyd, an unidentified woman took a naked stroll into the convenience store, then back out, acquiring nothing—not even a soft pretzel or a hoagie. NBC10 tells the true tale:

About two minutes later, the woman left the Wawa — apparently empty-handed — got into a car packed with clothes and belongings and drove off.

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It’s unclear what happened inside the store, but employees asked the woman to leave and threatened to call police, according to witnesses. Wawa had no comment.

The woman didn’t appear to purchase or take anything from the store.

Naked or no, wearing sweatpants or not, hungover and covered in dirt and barely breathing without a will to live, how is this woman gonna walk out of a Wawa without at least buying a delicious hoagie or a wrap? Not even an iced tea or a ham and cheese Sizzli? Damn.

Big mistake.

Screenshots via NBC10. Contact the author at dayna.evans@gawker.com.