Mounting Evidence Suggests The Bachelor Doesn't Work

In what is fast becoming a sad, off-screen trend, another golden couple has fallen: according to reports, Season 19 Bachelor Boring Farmboy and his fiancée of 11 weeks, Least Offensive Blonde, have officially split!
I’m really starting to question if these people are here for the right reasons!!!!!!
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