Miley Cyrus Peed On a Tree This Weekend
America's foremost public intellectual Miley Cyrus may be running out of ways to shock and awe, but at least she's hiding her public urination away in the woods—for now at least.
Cyrus, who was apparently attending some sort of white-trash themed party [unclear if this was actually a themed party], posted a series of photos of herself drinking moonshine, hanging out in an abandoned house with a passed out and alarmingly bloody Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne, and of course, peeing outdoors.
The resulting photo was posted on Cyrus's Instagram page, because if a pop star pees in the woods and no one comments on it, did it ever really happen?