If anyone is looking to hire a mechanic in Connecticut, this guy will definitely need a job: a mechanic from the Greenwich exotic car dealership Miller Motorsports took a Ferrari Enzo worth $600,000 for a joyride and promptly crashed into a wall, spiraled across traffic and smashed into a median.

The mechanic and a passenger were not seriously injured. The car, which is owned by a man named Michael Fux (okay) who made his fortune in mattresses (okay), did not escape as cleanly, sustaining what WHDH in Boston describes as "serious damage."

Aspiring exotic car joyriders should never forget that Fast & Furious are films about fake people.

[image via NBC Connecticut]