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Gabrielle - I take issue with the portmanteau you used to tag this story. I think prostitumba works better as it joins the two words at the u. Yours just adds Zumba onto the end of an unfinished word nor does it sound good.
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Can't argue with truth
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A minor quibble compared to the glory of "...instructor-cum-prostitute," however.
Take a bow.
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Early release, eh?
