Looks Like Lincoln Chafee Won't Be President After All
Looks like the White House is only big enough for one Lincoln and it ain’t Chafee. The former blacksmith, which I’m happy to announce is NOT a joke, took his campaign out back and shot it Friday—truly the humane thing to do.
“After much thought I have decided to end my campaign for president today,” Chafee said in a statement. “I would like to take this opportunity one last time to advocate for a chance be given to peace.”
And then there were three.
