The week started out with a police blotter item about a girl being chased around a Colorado ski resort by mushroom-hungry giraffes, so it only stands to reason that it should end with a police blotter item about a Wisconsin Rapids woman who called the cops to complain that her neighbor's kittens "were having sex in her yard."

The report is actually a week old, but the trauma will undoubtedly feel fresh for some time.

[H/T: Arbroath, top photo via Shutterstock]