On last night's episode of Conan, Conan O'Brien got right to the meat of The Leftovers/Justin Theroux's career and asked about the actor's much-discussed bulge.

"There's a scene where you're jogging, and [women on my staff] say your package is quite apparent…and I guess it's a thing that women are talking about…Was there enhancement going on there? Did you put a clock down there?" asked Conan.

Nope. Not a clock. A cock. A cock so big that, according to Theroux, the scene that caught everybody's eye eventually led him to attempt obscuring his wild, inverted inflatable air dancer of a penis with multiple sets of underwear.

"I'm trying to figure out what the classy way to answer this question," said Theroux, with one leg crossed tightly over the other (probably to keep the biggest cock on earth from rolling out and spilling into the audience). "I didn't know that that was a thing until...there's two jogging scenes in the show. There's one in the pilot episode and there's one we did much later...When I went to get my wardrobe for the second jogging scene way later, there was my jogging pants and there was two pairs of underwear in the dressing room...And they were like, 'They want you to wear them both.'"

What excellent problem to have. I'd say, "God bless him," but it looks like God already has ;)

[ H/T Queerty]