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I sadly have not seen the new Breaking Bad because we have a house guest who has only watched a few episodes and doesn't want to get spoiled. Also he doesn't like mushrooms on his pizza. So I have been subjected to a week of no Heisenburg and pedestrian flavored pizza.
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He needs to leave.
Tell him he needs to take an hour long walk, and next time he's ordering his own damn pizza...
2
You've had a houseguest for two weeks and he/she is inconveniencing you to the point where you can't watch your show or eat mushrooms? Unacceptable! Here's a suggestion: Leave an Emily Post book on your guest's nightstand and highlight the entire section on houseguest etiquette.
4
As pineapple and anchovy pizza lover, I sympathize.
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You mean like when I called 911 to ask them what the fuck was going on in the last episode of "Lost"?
You only called twice? Fuck, I guess I was really lost (no pun intended).
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I'll send you to Belize.
6
If cities want to raise some money, just start fining people like $50 for calling 911 for stupid shit like this.
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It would also be a good idea to put them on a Stupid List, for a minimum of five years, so countries would know if they're likely to break fingers off of statues, and so on.
Where I live you get a warning once and a fine the second time for abusing the emergency system.
