Bummer, ladies: New York Times media wunderkind/dating maverick Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) has officially popped the question to NY1 traffic anchor Jamie Shupak (@JamieShupak). Wish we were there! Don't worry though, they tweeted about it.

Brian chimed in:

— "Brian, I thought...”

— "Yeah, I know but @JamieShupakStelter is way too long.”

— “I understand, but....”

— "TOO LONG."