John Oliver has covered some pretty serious issues on Last Week Tonight—the situation in Ferguson, the security of the U.S. nuclear arsenal—but with his show on a break for Labor Day weekend, he addressed the least important topic of our time: YouTube comments.

In what might become a recurring segment, Oliver read some insults from his online audience—and if these are the most hateful messages he's gotten, he's doing impossibly well by YouTube standards. They even used complete sentences! Honestly, most YouTubers would kill to have commenters that brillent.

[H/T Last Week Tonight]