John Boehner Endorses Paul Ryan's Imaginary Presidential Campaign
Ex-Speaker of the House John Boehner, clearly a little bored in retirement, has announced his support for non-candidate Paul Ryan’s presidential bid, which does not exist.
“If we don’t have a nominee who can win on the first ballot, I’m for none of the above,” Boehner said at the Futures Industry Association conference here. “They all had a chance to win. None of them won. So I’m for none of the above. I’m for Paul Ryan to be our nominee.”
John! You son of a gun. What a kidder.
