Jane Mayer and Michi Kakutani at Cornelia Griggs's wedding #griggstone pic.twitter.com/5nZmYdSnLI
— Frank Bruni (@FrankBruni) September 22, 2013
The New York media world got DOWN at Jill Abramson's daughter's East Hampton wedding last night. The happy couple's announcement, of course, made the New York Times wedding section.
"Jane, you've brilliantly limned the lagomorphic spirit."
"Michi, get your goddamned monkey off my knee."
LOL at "limned". She does love that word.
You deserve a galaxy of stars for this.
I'm confused by the bunny ears and the stuffed animals. Someone please explain.
You sound like all my dates.
And you sound like mine .... hey ....
Am I supposed to know who these people are? If so, am I supposed to care? If I want to look at stranger's wedding pics, I check my facebook feed.
But they're rich, and they really want you to give a shit! Why do you hate the job creators, you dirty peasant?
How can they possibly be rich when they're neither attractive nor well-dressed. Someone give me a turn at wealth, please. I show these fools how it's done.
I have no idea who the hell these people are. They probably don't know who I am either, come to think of it.
Jane Mayer is a writer for The New Yorker. Michiko Kakutani is the chief book critic for The New York Times and is absolutely insufferable. I've never been able to make it through one of her reviews without wanting to vomit. And Jill Abramson is the head honchette at The New York Times and pretty insufferable also.
Yes, to all of this. Insufferable is apropos. Also entitled, oblivious and indistinguishable from the whores in DC whom they're supposed to be afflicting.
