Once upon a time, Dan Savage did a very good prank where, on the Internet, if you searched for “santorum” (as in “Rick Santorum”) you would learn that this was a word that meant “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.” This doesn’t really happen anymore, but it’s still funny.

Actually, what’s even funnier is Rick Santorum still needing people to Google him.

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