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When women say that to me, I often fuck them and leave their vagina for dead.
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Exactly. When I'm instructed to murder a vagina I MURDER THAT VAGINA.
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Did you write that yourself or did both inches of your penis collaborate and spew out that gem?
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I pound it and pound it from every direction, before trying to blow its brains out in an explosive manner.
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BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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An entertainer said something both sane and caring. Another sign of the End Times.
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Yeah but a Canadian celebrity.
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Granted, it's only the Fourth or Fifth Seal.
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That was superb. I encourage you to play more often. :D
Thirded. Please come back often.
Wow, she sounds like elegance incarnated.
Now, he is secretly turned on that she Tweeted such a thing? Does saying "If that is her, I guess it’s a little weird and disturbing. It’s obviously a behavioral pattern that is way bigger than me" not preclude "and I would tap that if I could"? Cause some straight men, as we know, like a little craaaaaayzeeeee.
Yeah, maybe some like a dash of crazy sprinkled in here and there. Not all the crazy all of the time.
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Depends on whether he wants to fuck her.
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As a kid I had two crushes; Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. I either have a heightened sense of future crazy and am attracted to it. Or when I was a child I was befouled by a witch to curse any whom I dared love to be driven by madness.
So far I'm going with witch theory.
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I'd like Drake to murder Justin Bieber's vagina in a murder/suicide.
Impossible. Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.
