I Wonder if Taylor Swift’s Lawyer Has Malpractice Insurance
Taylor Swift, a famous young singer unlucky enough to have several private romantic moments captured from multiple angles by paparazzi apparently located just feet away from her, did a funny PR thing this week. It has inspired her “ex-boyfriend,” Calvin Harris to go on a frankly hilarious Twitter rant, raising the question—who forgot to include some sort of social media clause?
Someone who may or my not be Taylor Swift’s publicist, Tree Paine, has been telling people—including PEOPLE—that the lyrics to Harris’s most recent single with Rihanna, were written not by the credited songwriter, Nils Sjoberg, but by Swift herself.
Here are some things Calvin Harris has tweeted since:
And she sings on a little bit of it too 🙃
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual https://t.co/vW3yGOIJit
I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though 🤔
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
(An interesting point—Calvin Harris reportedly prevented Rita Ora from releasing what was to be a hit single after they broke up. This is why you don’t know who Rita Ora is.)
I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you've earned a great one
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
God bless everyone have a beautiful day
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) July 13, 2016
Somebody fucked up.