Spartanburg, SC police arrested Shane Gregory, 22, for shoplifting at a Priscilla McCall's store. After setting the store's front door security alarms off, he was asked to remove the contents of his pockets by a store employee. He obliged, and allegedly removed: one (1) condom and one (1) pocket pussy belonging to the store.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, store employee Mary Jane McGraw thought Gregory—whom she remembered from the time he applied for a job at the store—was behaving strangely. Gregory apparently asked her questions about some of the store's products (Priscilla McCall's bills itself as "[catering] to customers wishing to enhance their relationship or to those just wanting to have a fun") and then attempted to leave, setting off alarms.

From the Smoking Gun:

McGraw confronted Gregory and asked him to empty his pockets.

Gregory initially fished out a condom from his pocket, which prompted McGraw to ask what else he had. The employee told police that, "he then pulled a pocket pussy out of his pants."

McGraw then called police to the store, who arrested Gregory for shoplifting and took him to county jail. He was released six hours later.

[H/T Smoking Gun // Image via Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office]