Horny Couple Tells Local News All About Their Drunken Afternoon of Parking Lot Sex
A Virginia woman arrested after having afternoon sex in a parking lot with her unconscious boyfriend told the local news the alcohol just made her really horny.
Kimberly Jackson, 36, was taken into custody Tuesday after Norfolk police got a report that she was involved in a public sex act outside a shopping center. When cops arrived, they found Jackson’s boyfriend, Earl Palmer, “unconscious and unresponsive,” WTKR reports.
She was charged with being drunk in public, and he was taken to the hospital.
On Wednesday, the couple inexplicably decided to give this incredible interview about exactly what happened:
Jackson was just in the mood, she told WTKR, and the alcohol made her think they wouldn’t get caught.
“I’m not into erotic public sex, or anything like that,” she said.
“That’s what you did yesterday, though,” the reporter pointed out.
“I know. And that was all the alcohol.”
As for Palmer, he was definitely into it, even if he wasn’t conscious during the act. They both “had needs,” as he put it.
“I consented to it all,” Palmer said, “But I had a little too much to drink, and I passed out.”
When they were asked whether they were ever going to do it again, Jackson immediately said no, but Palmer paused and gave it a little more thought.
“I don’t know,” he said.
Always keep your options open.