With a Diet Coke.

Via Reddit, this is a promotional video not for Chipotle—nothing good is meant to be eaten that quickly or voluminously—but for competitive eater Matt Stonie, who set a world record by eating 5.5 pounds of cake at his 21st birthday party and who supposedly planned to become a dietician after college.

Also, he says he can beat anybody at eating deep-fried asparagus. What the hell are you doing with your life?