Heart Bails on Gnarly Bulldog, World Mourns

Hate to bum out your A.M. crunchdrop, but I have some sketchy, heart-shredding (in a bad way) news: Tillman, beloved skateboarding and surfing bulldog, has peaced on to the Heavenly halfpipe.
Heavy noggles.
According to the AP, 10-year-old Tillman’s pup soul airwalked on Tuesday when his heart bailed. On terra firma he found fame in online eyeballtainment and was named world’s fastest skateboarding dog by the Guinness Book of World Wreck Chords.
Pop your socket-rockets on our bud:
Unfortunately, the most appropriate song to peace this pro doggy to his Dog Heavenly home is a sketchfest. My dankest apologies to Tillman.
Image via AP. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.