Grocery Yoga Is the Latest Trend For You to Get Exasperated About

Have you heard about this? I mean, seriously. This is literally just so ridiculous.
Yoga in a grocery store. Come on, people. Really?
When I moved here they hadn’t even build that grocery store. There was literally nothing there. And now, this.
Yoga in a grocery store? No thanks—I have a life!!
When I go to the grocery I do something super crazy: shop for food. Yah. Maybe you should try it. If you can manage it while you’re in the downward dog. Okay? I’m dropping the mic.
Yoga in a grocery store. I literally can’t even!!