Good Help Is So Hard to Find These Days

“She didn’t separate any of the clothes and just threw all of the laundry together... I was so upset because in the wash there were gifts people had given me, baby blankets, towels, and they were all dyed blue,” TV producer Amy Pack testified this week in the criminal trial of her maid, Jasmin Figueroa.

Figueora, who was accused of stealing $1,000 worth of clothing from Pack after she was fired over the blue episode, which included the destruction of a “cherished bath towel,” was sentenced to 60 days in jail.

Pack was sentenced to a “who wore it better” spread in the New York Post:

At least one of them will have some time to learn to do their goddamn laundry.