Showtime aired the male-stripper documentary La Bare this weekend, and it was so douchey that I felt utterly cleansed inside after watching it. Actor Joe Manganiello came upon the Dallas strip club the film profiles and is named after while researching for his role of Big Dick Richie in Magic Mike. He was so inspired to document the happenings at the club—La Bare was initially intended to be a reality show, and boy does it feel like it. It is endearingly trashy. The only thing bigger than the personalities on screen are the packages.

An absolute highlight came during the scene showcasing La Bare's weekly amateur night. The amount of cockiness and delusion on screeen was so intense, it was like interacting with an actual man. As a bonus, the strippers at La Bare commented on the amateurs' efforts as they were happening. If you like douche-on-douche crime, have I got the clip for you! (If you think it might be NSFW, you are correct—and when one of the amateur's dick head pops out as he's twirling around the stage, it gets really NSFW without coming close to increasing the eroticism.)

[There was a video here]

Please do not miss this guy:

(Spoiler: He's the one whose dick pops out.)

La Bare is still running on Showtime. It's also available on demand, and on Netflix. If you think you would like it based on the subject matter, I guarantee you will love it.