Gawker Reader: Escaped Convicts Likely Hiding in Tree House Utopia
Apples, spry monkeys, fresh air, falling blossoms—we associate the treetops with only the best things in life, but what if our nation’s leafy canopies are also holding two murderous fugitives? A Gawker reader thinks that cops need to start looking up.
Cops are having a lot of trouble finding these two bad boys—could it be because they’re looking down at the Earth for clues, rather than skyward? Is the investigation missing a little bushy-tailed conventional squirrel wisdom? We received this tip in our email inbox (tips@gawker.com!) earlier today, and have have been unable to confirm its claims:
THE ONLY PLACE THE 2 ESCAPED CONVICTS COULD BE IS IN A TREE HOUSE STOCKED WITH PROVISIONS. AT THIS TIME OF YEAR THE DENSITY OF THE TREES COULD HIDE ANYTHING.
Manny
Thanks Manny. Could it be? Two killers, one with a giant cock, camping out in a rural New York tree? Sounds “crazy,” but so did a lot of the things one other notorious American duo once did—the Wright Brothers.
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