Five people were shot early Sunday morning at a San Jose nightclub where Chris Brown was making an appearance, SF Gate reports. All are expected to survive, so it seems fair to say none came to more harm than Brown's already limited dignity.

SF Gate reports Brown at the nightclub for a "Capricorn Bash" birthday party. Videos posted to social media appear to show the singer's reaction as shots were fi—OH SHIT LOOK OUT.

Police have reportedly already detained several people in the case.

Two for flinching, Chris.