Everybody Still Hates Ted Cruz

Fortunately for his wife, Ted Cruz is back on Capitol Hill. And unfortunately for absolutely every other member of Congress—Ted Cruz is back on Capitol Hill.

How do we know that his colleagues are living in a hell from which they had briefly, mercifully been freed? Because they’re telling Ted to his face.

Cruz, attending GOP lunch today, said: "To be honest with you, I didn't want to come back. McCain jokes: "We didn't want you to either."

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) May 12, 2016

McCain “jokes” in the same way Prometheus “joked” about the light pain in his side as a giant eagle tore his liver to shreds.