DiGiorno Is Everyone's Drunk Uncle Yelling At The TV This Holiday
Whoever is running the DiGiorno Twitter account has been having a great time yelling at people about football. While the tweets (#DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT) are clearly some sort of marketing scheme, they're all in shades of Bobby Moynihan's Drunk Uncle, alternating football insults with general insults with sadness.
Happy Thanksgiving! The one day that no one thinks about pizza and I just sit in a room and cry my eyes out nbd
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) November 27, 2013
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) November 24, 2013
YO @markhoppus YOUR TE SHOULD PUSH THE BUTTON IN TIMES SQUARE ON NYE BECAUSE HE’S AN EXPERT ON BALL DROPS #DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 1, 2013
WOW @dubstep4dads YOUR QB IS ON FIRE. AT LEAST I ASSUME THAT’S WHAT THE DESPERATE FLAILING IS ALL ABOUT #DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 1, 2013
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) November 24, 2013
YO @Hadzilla, YOUR TWO WRs ARE A LOT LIKE YOU AND YOUR CREDIT CARD AFTER YOUR LAST DATE. BOTH DENIED #DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) December 1, 2013
YO @trevso_electric YOUR QB IS LIKE A PILGRIM BECAUSE AT THIS RATE I DOUBT HE SURVIVES THROUGH WINTER #DiGiorNOYOUDIDNT
— DiGiorno Pizza (@DiGiornoPizza) November 28, 2013
